The Armed Republic of Of the islands is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 548 million the islandsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.2%.

The strong the islandsian economy, worth 26.9 trillion Shilings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 49,127 Shilings, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, a glyph of Leader is worth a thousand letters, and the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of the islands's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Of the islands is ranked 80,810^th in the world and 229^th in Talonia for Fattest Citizens, with 12.01 Obesity Rate.