The Trollege of Of Memers is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The supreme almighty overlord trollface with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.551 billion Trollers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trollopolis. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Memer economy, worth a remarkable 1,118 trillion doge coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,154 doge coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Of Memers' is a smash hit, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Trollers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of Memers's national animal is the Dogs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Trollege.

Of Memers is ranked 326,094^th in the world and 17,384^th in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 0.27 average smiles per day.