The Allied States of Xkan Tlahtoloyan is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 215 million Xkan Tlahtoloyanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 29.4%.

The very strong Xkan Tlahtoloyanian economy, worth 13.9 trillion Tomin tlen estlis a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 64,730 Tomin tlen estlis, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", and emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xkan Tlahtoloyan's national animal is the Kuautli, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xkan Tlahtoloyan is ranked 148,944^th in the world and 484^th in Talonia for Fattest Citizens, with 9.92 Obesity Rate.