The Borderlands of Voinic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Robert with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 13.978 billion Voinicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timisoara. The average income tax rate is 10.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Voinician economy, worth a remarkable 3,656 trillion RONS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 261,613 RONS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, bars are packed at all hours, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime is totally unknown. Voinic's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Voinic is ranked 291,794^th in the world and 11,408^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -901.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.