The Community of Twink Ahoy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 20.044 billion Twink Ahoyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Twink. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Twink Ahoyian economy, worth 836 trillion Twinks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 41,723 Twinks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and vehicular homicide by Twink Ahoyian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twink Ahoy's national animal is the Twink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Twink Ahoy is ranked 118,196^th in the world and 44^th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,035.61 on the Gilded Widget Scale.