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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,614th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,634th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,657th
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Miraclian Antilles

Population14.215 billion

CapitalNassau
LeaderKing Jay
FaithCult of the Holy Weed

CurrencyCrown
Animalseahorse

The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Jay with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.215 billion Miraclian Antilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nassau. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian Antillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,612 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,437 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miraclian Antilles's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of the Holy Weed.

Miraclian Antilles is ranked 149,283rd in the world and 28th in Nudist Dreamland for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.45 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,614thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,634thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,657thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,718thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,420thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,485thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,909thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,314thMost Developed: 5,564thMost Cultured: 5,838thHighest Economic Output: 6,469thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,471stLargest Governments: 6,889thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,961stHealthiest Citizens: 7,156thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,696thLargest Populations: 7,825thTop
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Most Pacifist: 8,649thSmartest Citizens: 9,835thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,902ndNicest Citizens: 9,945thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,042ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,856thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,999thLowest Crime Rates: 14,007thMost Inclusive: 14,402ndSafest: 14,959thNudest: 15,945th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, Miraclian Antillian actors literally work from cradle to grave.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.
  • : The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Miraclian Antilles, curing 1 million infected.
  • : The Multiracial Republic of Interracialia was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Miraclian Antilles, curing 1 million infected.

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