Most Advanced Public Education: 2,050th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,187th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,356th
The Free Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Victoria aut Letum!
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Jay with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.055 billion Miraclian Antilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nassau. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The all-consuming Miraclian Antillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,251 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,779 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Miraclian Antillians any less frightened, and stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miraclian Antilles's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Miraclian Antilles is ranked 154,685th in the world and 30th in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.91 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,050thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,187thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,356thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,948thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,188thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,826thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,841stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,206thMost Cultured: 5,472ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,553rdNicest Citizens: 7,134thHighest Economic Output: 7,580thMost Pacifist: 7,694thLargest Governments: 7,722ndTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,128thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,290thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,300thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,635thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,831stLargest Populations: 9,113thSmartest Citizens: 9,121stMost Developed: 9,898thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,008thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,009thSafest: 11,304thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,525thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,718thLowest Crime Rates: 14,765thMost Income Equality: 15,475thMost Inclusive: 15,593rd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Miraclian Antillians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Miraclian Antilles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport, Highest Economic Output, Most Pacifist, and Largest Governments.
  • : Miraclian Antilles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Nassau's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders.

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