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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,043rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,129th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,231st
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Miraclian Antilles

Population18.015 billion

CapitalNassau
LeaderKing Jay
Faiththe Cult of the Holy Weed

CurrencyCrown
Animalseahorse

The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Jay with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 18.015 billion Miraclian Antilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nassau. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian Antillean economy, worth a remarkable 2,244 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 124,569 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bald-headed monks sit around the National Meditation Park looking smugly content, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training, and "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miraclian Antilles's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Cult of the Holy Weed.

Miraclian Antilles is ranked 4,420th in the world and 9th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Cultured, scoring 157 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,043rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,129thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,231stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,246thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,663rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,417thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,652ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,657thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,832ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,333rdMost Cultured: 4,420thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,832ndMost Developed: 5,071stHighest Economic Output: 5,375thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,421stLargest Governments: 5,705thMost Pacifist: 6,036thLargest Populations: 6,818thHealthiest Citizens: 7,049thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,237thNicest Citizens: 7,565thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8,597thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,635thSmartest Citizens: 8,849thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,531stLowest Crime Rates: 10,676thMost Inclusive: 10,953rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,902ndMost Income Equality: 12,870thNudest: 15,052ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,726th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, bald-headed monks sit around the National Meditation Park looking smugly content.
  • : Miraclian Antilles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.

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