The Colony of TSE33 is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 11.879 billion TSE33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TSE33ian economy, worth 482 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,610 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TSE33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TSE33 is ranked 253,789^th in the world and 1^st in The Spainish Empire for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -33.91 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.