The Winter Storm Warning of TheWhiteWitch is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 17.822 billion TheWhiteWitchians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 70.6%.

The TheWhiteWitchian economy, worth 747 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 41,916 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, organ donation is compulsory, military spending is on the increase, and the government is seen to favor Catholics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheWhiteWitch's national animal is the Lion.

TheWhiteWitch is ranked 140,934^th in the world and 242^nd in Lone Wolves United for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.24 kickbacks per hour.