The Most Corrupt Governments in Lone Wolves United
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The T☣xic Wolfist Undercity of PhilTech | Capitalist Paradise | “☣ Embrace Toxicity, Embrace Corruption ☣” | |
| 2. |  The Mighty Union of Rasutafia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Control is a must” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Free Michagonia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Long Live the God King Chad Chaden” | |
| 4. |  The Overly Democratic Republic of Hyperwolf | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Work, War, Wolves” | |
| 5. |  The United Union of Sisdonia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Freedom dies” | |
| 6. |  The Socialist Democracy of Globalist State Of Brazil | Corrupt Dictatorship | “We cannot be destroyed we are a phoenix.” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Black Imprium of Kingdom of heaven | Corporate Police State | “rational thinking ovr all Ls” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Hippe Lukiia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 9. | The Republic of New Zealandaier | Psychotic Dictatorship | “God, Homeland, Family ” | |
| 10. |  The United Socialist States of Holy-USSR | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Serve the Holy-USSR” |
