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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 227thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 290thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 415th
The Undeniably Perfect Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We are greatest
Godly Tsar Frankito Benelez III
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Very totally free

Population2.14 billion

CapitalSuper Free City
LeaderGodly Tsar Frankito Benelez III

AnimalBest Nation's Animal

The Undeniably Perfect Paradise of Very totally free is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Godly Tsar Frankito Benelez III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.14 billion Very totally freeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super Free City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Very totally freean economy, worth 519 trillion GloryToOurNationCredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 242,612 GloryToOurNationCredits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, ghost regiments exist only on paper, and cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Very totally free's national animal is the Best Nation's Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is GodlyLeaderism.

Very totally free is ranked 208,901st in the world and 5th in The Federation of Utopias Unitum for Most Stationary, with 10.66839595 Days.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 227thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 290thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 415thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 508thMost Ignorant Citizens: 757thMost Devout: 1,398thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,449thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,751stTop
Largest Black Market: 3,281stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,384thMost Conservative: 3,670thHighest Average Incomes: 3,872ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,897thMost Authoritarian: 4,810thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,277thMost Primitive: 6,379thLargest Governments: 6,427thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,627thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,282ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,807thLowest Crime Rates: 9,956thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,697thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,470thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,669thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,961stBest Weather: 16,978thMost Extreme: 19,645th

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