| Population | 15.063 billion |
| Capital | Belton |
| Leader | The Gun-Toting Maniac |
| Faith | Hedonism |
| Currency | Bullet |
| Animal | Dog |
The Utopia of The Mucha Solution is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Gun-Toting Maniac with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.063 billion Utopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belton. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mucha Solutionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,437 trillion Bullets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 161,821 Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work, betting ads have replaced the national anthem at the start of sports matches, more and more people are signing up for the government party, and the poorest Utopians live in 'the stacks'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Mucha Solution's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hedonism.
The Mucha Solution is ranked 29,741st in the world and 42nd in Texas for Largest Populations, with 15.1 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Mucha Solution's influence in Texas rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
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The Mucha Solution, the poorest Utopians live in 'the stacks'.
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The Mucha Solution relocated from Lazarus to Texas.
- : Following new legislation in
The Mucha Solution, more and more people are signing up for the government party.
- : Following new legislation in
The Mucha Solution, betting ads have replaced the national anthem at the start of sports matches.
- : Following new legislation in
The Mucha Solution, patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work.
- : Following new legislation in
The Mucha Solution, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
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The Mucha Solution was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
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The Mucha Solution was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
The Mucha Solution, weather reports simply advise Utopians to 'look outside'.

















































