The Duumvirate Principality of The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bucky Duck VII and PM George Mattinson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.451 billion Cool Kids enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Giovanni. The average income tax rate is 90.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Unionist Cool Kid economy, worth a remarkable 1,257 trillion ฿ucks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,789 ฿ucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, foreign workers are flooding in as ฿ucks flood out, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history, and the sun now sets on the Democratic Unionist Cool Kid Empire. Crime is totally unknown. The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids's national animal is the Mandarin Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids is ranked 249,246^th in the world and 1,077^th in Europe for Most Armed, with 0.19 weapons per person.