The Realms of United Kingdom of Karpathia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by PM Johan Weinberger with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.274 billion Karpathians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fairwinds. The average income tax rate is 32.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Karpathian economy, worth 794 trillion Karpath Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,900 Karpath Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Church and state are inseparable in their influence on education, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science, and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Fairwinds River. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kingdom of Karpathia's national animal is the Royal Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Apostolic Catholicism.

United Kingdom of Karpathia is ranked 33,694^th in the world and 359^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,273.76 on the Gilded Widget Scale.