The Holy Diarchic Principality of The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bucky Duck VII and PM George Mattinson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.091 billion Cool Kids hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Giovanni. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Unionist Cool Kid economy, worth 335 trillion ฿ucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 160,580 ฿ucks, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous", public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", the Democratic Unionist Cool Kid Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and dentists routinely perform open heart surgery. Crime is totally unknown. The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids's national animal is the Mandarin Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids is ranked 17,719^th in the world and 3^rd in The Cult of PCHS for Highest Drug Use, scoring 113.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.