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The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids

Population2.091 billion

CapitalSan Giovanni
LeaderBucky Duck VII and PM George Mattinson
FaithRoman Catholicism

AnimalMandarin Duck

The Holy Diarchic Principality of The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bucky Duck VII and PM George Mattinson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.091 billion Cool Kids hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Giovanni. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Unionist Cool Kid economy, worth 335 trillion ฿ucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 160,580 ฿ucks, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous", public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", the Democratic Unionist Cool Kid Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and dentists routinely perform open heart surgery. Crime is totally unknown. The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids's national animal is the Mandarin Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids is ranked 17,719th in the world and 3rd in The Cult of PCHS for Highest Drug Use, scoring 113.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 323rdTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,314thMost Inclusive: 3,571stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,135thNicest Citizens: 4,255thMost Efficient Economies: 6,498thMost Cultured: 6,571stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,657thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,843rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,889thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,966thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,122ndLargest Governments: 9,643rdMost Developed: 10,062ndLargest Welfare Programs: 10,134thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,752ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,911thHealthiest Citizens: 10,999thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,007thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,696thSmartest Citizens: 11,751stMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,754thHighest Average Incomes: 11,993rdTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,576thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,158thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,175thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,398thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,522ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,494thLargest Retail Industry: 17,611thHighest Drug Use: 17,719thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,137thMost Influential: 19,451stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,326thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,387thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,114thMost Pacifist: 21,702ndLargest Publishing Industry: 23,475thMost Secular: 23,784th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the region

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