The Riocht Dleathach of Fenian Provinces is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sam A with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.142 billion Fenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aosta. The average income tax rate is 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fenian Provincesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,879 trillion Pócas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 315,526 Pócas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

A popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and contestants on Fenian Provinces's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime is totally unknown. Fenian Provinces's national animal is the Osprey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Fenian Provinces is ranked 8,001^st in the world and 69^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,437.34 on the Gilded Widget Scale.