The Constitutional Monarchy of The Constantly High is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.643 billion Royal High-nesses enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The all-consuming Constantly Highian economy, worth 273 trillion Golden Weeds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 103,422 Golden Weeds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 350,770 per year while the poor average 22,511, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, Leader is considering changing the Constantly Highian flag to one with more glitter, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, and government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Constantly High's national animal is the Royal Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Constantly High is ranked 166,859^th in the world and 11^th in LGBT Nations for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.