The United States of Southern Cameroon is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.131 billion Cameroonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The thriving Southern Cameroonian economy, worth 83.3 trillion Central African Dollar CADS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,677 Central African Dollar CADS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 406,395 per year while the poor average 6,755, a ratio of 60.2 to 1.

The government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime, and Southern Cameroon has designated Southern Cameroon City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Southern Cameroon's national animal is the Moneky, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Southern Cameroon is ranked 264,929^th in the world and 10,885^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 41.82 law-abiding acts per hour.