The Unified Republican States of Yakkandiania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chark Vanjirakalitrabatram with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 11.703 billion Yakkandianians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sezitiroirp. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yakkandianian economy, worth a remarkable 3,163 trillion Yekkaniums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 270,328 Yekkaniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill a Yakkandianian can expect a strongly worded letter, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, Chark Vanjirakalitrabatram is quite hard to get a hold of, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime is totally unknown. Yakkandiania's national animal is the Sinarians, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yakkandiania is ranked 5,013^th in the world and 97^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Food Quality, scoring 206.97 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.