The Unified Republican States of Yakkandiania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chark Vanjirakalitrabatram with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.454 billion Yakkandianians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sezitiroirp. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yakkandianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,214 trillion Yekkaniums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 222,658 Yekkaniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

There's a hole in the heart of every Yakkandianian city, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime is totally unknown. Yakkandiania's national animal is the Sinarians, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

Yakkandiania is ranked 42,151^st in the world and 353^rd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,345.92 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.