The Unified Republican States of Yakkandiania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chark Vanjirakalitrabatram with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.482 billion Yakkandianians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sezitiroirp. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yakkandianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,911 trillion Yekkaniums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 255,525 Yekkaniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily, news headlines usually include p-values, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and a video of Chark Vanjirakalitrabatram wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime is totally unknown. Yakkandiania's national animal is the Sinarians, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

Yakkandiania is ranked 3,977^th in the world and 87^th in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 139.97 quips per hour.