The United Empire of Saint Travis is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Yedolf with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.195 billion Legionnaires are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Utopia. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Travian economy, worth a remarkable 1,766 trillion YZYCOINS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 157,759 YZYCOINS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands, you can't spell society without CIS, and card collectors duel to the death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Travis's national animal is the Wolves, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint Travis is ranked 21,282^nd in the world and 54^th in Fifth Empire for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 299.61 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.