The Libertarian Social State of Orange Tang Islands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Council with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.69 billion Tangs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Littleport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Tangian economy, worth 700 trillion Dragoons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 72,272 Dragoons, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Orange Tang Islands's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bahamutism.

Orange Tang Islands is ranked 112,947^th in the world and 41^st in St Abbaddon for Most Primitive, scoring -29.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.