The Allied States of Jankono is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.354 billion OOFS hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Normal City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient OOF economy, worth 877 trillion robucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,805 robucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, and long queues are apparently signs of a well-run airport. Crime is totally unknown. Jankono's national animal is the noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ALL OF THEM.

Jankono is ranked 16,743^rd in the world and 276^th in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,802.59 on the Gilded Widget Scale.