The Al-Sha'ab of Empire of Dabiristan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ayatollah Khomeini with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.711 billion Dabiristani's are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maham. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dabiristani economy, worth a remarkable 1,695 trillion Zaids a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,682 Zaids, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, no one gossips with Ayatollah Khomeini during diplomatic summits, and builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Dabiristan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Empire of Dabiristan is ranked 20,109^th in the world and 360^th in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,128.74 on the Gilded Widget Scale.