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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 259thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 346thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 421st
The Nation died of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Smile because it happened
Civil Rights
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Neuer Deutsches Reich

Population3.758 billion



The Nation died of Neuer Deutsches Reich is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Me with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.758 billion Deutschers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuer Deutsches Reichian economy, worth a remarkable 1,296 trillion Nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 345,014 Nones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

All gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuer Deutsches Reich's national animal is the None, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Neuer Deutsches Reich is ranked 11,309th in the world and 265th in the Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,802.58 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 259thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 346thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 421stHighest Average Incomes: 1,268thMost Secular: 1,495thLargest Black Market: 1,612thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,772ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,033rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,082ndMost Avoided: 2,104thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,265thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,396thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,593rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,583rdMost Developed: 5,195thLargest Governments: 5,728thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,747thFattest Citizens: 5,961stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,377thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,390thSmartest Citizens: 6,587thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,708thLowest Crime Rates: 8,604thMost Efficient Economies: 8,995thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,226thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,253rdMost Influential: 9,268thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,340thLargest Retail Industry: 10,947thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,309thTop
Most Authoritarian: 11,617thMost Conservative: 12,740thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,940thHighest Economic Output: 13,007thMost Armed: 13,317thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,400thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,252ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,015th
Most Influential: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 41st in the regionMost Secular: 44th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 70th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Developed: 126th in the regionFattest Citizens: 131st in the regionLargest Governments: 133rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 152nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 182nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 185th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 205th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 220th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 225th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 225th in the regionMost Armed: 235th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 251st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 265th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 323rd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 390th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 450th in the regionMost Conservative: 497th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 499th in the regionLargest Populations: 543rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 575th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 651st in the region

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