The Empire of Narans Dis is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 10.512 billion Narans Disians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Narans Disian economy, worth a remarkable 2,912 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 277,110 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, every workday begins with group therapy, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narans Dis's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Narans Dis is ranked 1,690^th in the world and 47^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 77.71 average smiles per day.