The Holy Empire of Napoletani is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Julianus with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.906 billion Napoletanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sole Di Napoli. The average income tax rate is 86.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Napoletanian economy, worth 772 trillion Denariis a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 265,805 Denariis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, and the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Napoletanian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Napoletani's national animal is the Leviathan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Napoletanianism.

Napoletani is ranked 270,524^th in the world and 9,857^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -245.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.