The People's Equanimous Republic of Naivetry is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Katerina Ariadakou with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.763 billion Naivetrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arteamaes. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Naivetrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,123 trillion tale and Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,072 tale and Equiliants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution. Crime is totally unknown. Naivetry's national animal is the mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Naivetry is ranked 22,613^th in the world and 32^nd in Equilism for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.07 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.