The People's Equanimous Republic of Naivetry is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Katerina Ariadakou with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.345 billion Naivetrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arteamaes. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Naivetrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,225 trillion tale and Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,519 tale and Equiliants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, Naivetrians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime is totally unknown. Naivetry's national animal is the mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Naivetry is ranked 16,492^nd in the world and 18^th in Equilism for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.