The People's Equanimous Republic of Naivetry is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Katerina Ariadakou with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.073 billion Naivetrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arteamaes. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Naivetrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,505 trillion tale and Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,970 tale and Equiliants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and there's no representation without taxation. Crime is totally unknown. Naivetry's national animal is the mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Naivetry is ranked 160,475^th in the world and 125^th in Equilism for Most Average, scoring 27.92 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.