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Naivetry was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 67
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,070th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,149th Highest Economic Output: 1,993rd
The People's Equanimous Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
You must have a democracy in order to have a revolution
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Apprentice
Bureau of Zombie Apocalypse Management
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Naivetry

Population27.345 billion

CapitalArteamaes
LeaderPresident Katerina Ariadakou

Currencytale and Equiliant
Animalmallard

The People's Equanimous Republic of Naivetry is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Katerina Ariadakou with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.345 billion Naivetrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arteamaes. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Naivetrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,225 trillion tale and Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,519 tale and Equiliants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, Naivetrians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime is totally unknown. Naivetry's national animal is the mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Naivetry is ranked 16,492nd in the world and 18th in Equilism for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,070thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,149thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,993rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,225thLargest Populations: 2,391stMost Cultured: 2,458thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,006thNicest Citizens: 3,418thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,048thMost Pacifist: 4,157thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,891stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,181stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,396thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,551stSmartest Citizens: 6,126thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,298thMost Devout: 6,665thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,966thMost Developed: 6,977thMost Inclusive: 7,789thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,945thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,034thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 9,264thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,747thMost Influential: 10,452ndBest Weather: 10,802ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,580thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,620thMost Politically Free: 13,629thLargest Governments: 14,549thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,492nd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Naivetry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Naivetry, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Naivetry, Naivetrians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
  • : Naivetry lodged a message on the Equilism Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Naivetry, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Naivetry, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Naivetry, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Naivetry, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Naivetry was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Naivetry was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive and Most Advanced Public Transport.

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