The People's Equanimous Republic of Naivetry is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Katerina Ariadakou with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.087 billion Naivetrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arteamaes. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Naivetrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,665 trillion tale and Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,056 tale and Equiliants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War vets look after war animals, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime is totally unknown. Naivetry's national animal is the mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Naivetry is ranked 8,248^th in the world and 5^th in Equilism for Most Devout, with 2,678.79 Prayers Per Hour.