The People's Equanimous Republic of Naivetry is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Katerina Ariadakou with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.209 billion Naivetrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arteamaes. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Naivetrian economy, worth a remarkable 5,172 trillion tale and Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,741 tale and Equiliants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, feeling like a winner comes at a price, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime is totally unknown. Naivetry's national animal is the mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Naivetry is ranked 18,931^st in the world and 24^th in Equilism for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,418.73 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.