The Federal Republic of Alexanderian Macedonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Watson Jay Bird with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.481 billion Alexanderian Macedonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Empire City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Alexanderian Macedonian economy, worth an astonishing 11,499 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 403,754 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexanderian Macedonia's national animal is the Green Cheek Conure, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alexanderian Macedonia is ranked 225,923^rd in the world and 117^th in Equilism for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring zero on the Societal Mobility Rating.