The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President-for-life Ronald T Dump with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.977 billion Miraclians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraclia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian economy, worth an astonishing 24,480 trillion Monits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 583,187 Monits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,619,225 per year while the poor average 40,426, a ratio of 89.5 to 1.

Women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", and stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of Miraclia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Miraclia's national animal is the spotted lionfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miraclian Catholic.

Miraclia is ranked 121^st in the world and 2^nd in Texas for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 24,544.95 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.