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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 62ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 68th
The Miraculous Miracle of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!
President-for-life Ronald T Dump
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Miraclia

Population36.389 billion

CapitalMiraclia City
LeaderPresident-for-life Ronald T Dump
FaithMiraclian Catholic

CurrencyMonit
Animalspotted lionfish

The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President-for-life Ronald T Dump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.389 billion Miraclians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraclia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian economy, worth an astonishing 21,037 trillion Monits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 578,137 Monits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,697,650 per year while the poor average 37,008, a ratio of 99.9 to 1.

The government has been criticized for giving away Miraclia's territory to anyone who claims it, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), it is said that a Miraclian woman's work is never done, and people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Miraclia's national animal is the spotted lionfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miraclian Catholic.

Miraclia is ranked 68th in the world and 3rd in Texas for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 578,137.8 Standard Monetary Units.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 62ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 68thHighest Economic Output: 69thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 88thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 94thLargest Insurance Industry: 95thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 100thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 109thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 112thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 139thLargest Agricultural Sector: 142ndLargest Mining Sector: 146thFattest Citizens: 152ndHighest Average Incomes: 173rdMost Avoided: 175thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 175thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 221stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 254thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 265thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 275thMost Armed: 396thLargest Gambling Industry: 408thMost Devout: 463rdMost Corrupt Governments: 565thLargest Retail Industry: 647thLargest Populations: 850thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,066thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,495thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,890thMost Efficient Economies: 1,987thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,964thRudest Citizens: 3,976thLowest Crime Rates: 4,585thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,950thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,169thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,563rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,961stLargest Governments: 11,048thMost Conservative: 11,199thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,580thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,852ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,216th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, it is said that a Miraclian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, the government has been criticized for giving away Miraclia's territory to anyone who claims it.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, President-for-life Ronald T Dump's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Miraclia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, the fate of the world literally rests on President-for-life Ronald T Dump's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Miraclians into bankruptcy.

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