The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President-for-life Ronald T Dump with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.592 billion Miraclians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraclia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian economy, worth an astonishing 22,843 trillion Monits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 576,964 Monits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,867,627 per year while the poor average 32,340, a ratio of 119 to 1.

Adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, and the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Miraclia's national animal is the spotted lionfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miraclian Catholic.

Miraclia is ranked 96^th in the world and 2^nd in Texas for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 39,685.2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.