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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 55thHighest Disposable Incomes: 63rd
The Miraculous Miracle of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!
President-for-life Ronald T Dump
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Miraclia

Population41.977 billion

CapitalMiraclia City
LeaderPresident-for-life Ronald T Dump
FaithMiraclian Catholic

CurrencyMonit
Animalspotted lionfish

The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President-for-life Ronald T Dump with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.977 billion Miraclians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraclia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian economy, worth an astonishing 24,480 trillion Monits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 583,187 Monits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,619,225 per year while the poor average 40,426, a ratio of 89.5 to 1.

Women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", and stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of Miraclia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Miraclia's national animal is the spotted lionfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miraclian Catholic.

Miraclia is ranked 121st in the world and 2nd in Texas for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 24,544.95 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 55thHighest Disposable Incomes: 63rdHighest Economic Output: 65thLargest Insurance Industry: 68thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 86thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 106thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 121stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 127thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 132ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 149thLargest Mining Sector: 160thFattest Citizens: 183rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 185thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 219thHighest Average Incomes: 221stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 252ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 280thMost Avoided: 285thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 323rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 338thLargest Gambling Industry: 386thMost Armed: 475thMost Devout: 569thLargest Populations: 768thMost Corrupt Governments: 849thLargest Retail Industry: 946thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,489thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,740thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,882ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,923rdLargest Black Market: 3,920thRudest Citizens: 4,956thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,070thLowest Crime Rates: 5,951stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,251stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,450thMost Conservative: 9,602ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,929thLargest Governments: 12,918thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,170thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,235thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,453rd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Miraclia's influence in Texas rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Miraclia altered its national flag.
  • : Miraclia relocated from Osiris to Texas.
  • : Miraclia was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Miraclia ceased to exist in Texas.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of Miraclia.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam".
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins.

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