|Leader||President-for-life Ronald T Dump|
The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President-for-life Ronald T Dump with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.672 billion Miraclians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraclia City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Miraclian economy, worth an astonishing 19,164 trillion Monits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 569,167 Monits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,759,659 per year while the poor average 13,214, a ratio of 360 to 1.
Military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, other people's happiness is the biggest cause of Miraclian unhappiness, and teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Miraclia's national animal is the spotted lionfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miraclian Catholic.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Miraclia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Most Armed and the Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Miraclia, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
- : Following new legislation in Miraclia, other people's happiness is the biggest cause of Miraclian unhappiness.
- : Following new legislation in Miraclia, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
- : Following new legislation in Miraclia, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget.
- : Following new legislation in Miraclia, many are questioning President-for-life Ronald T Dump wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech.
- : Miraclia altered its national flag.
- : Miraclia's influence in The Heartland rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Miraclia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic was struck by a Mk V (Cauterizer) Cure Missile from Miraclia, curing 28 million infected.