The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President-for-life Ronald T Dump with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, vat-grown people, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.266 billion Miraclians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraclia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian economy, worth an astonishing 21,544 trillion Monits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 578,134 Monits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,821,860 per year while the poor average 33,748, a ratio of 113 to 1.

Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, preservative-laden Miraclian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, and Miraclians believe manners maketh the leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Miraclia's national animal is the spotted lionfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miraclian Catholic.

Miraclia is ranked 5,279^th in the world and 38^th in Texas for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 120.62 Bank.