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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 57th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 61st
The Miraculous Miracle of
Corporate Police State
We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!
President-for-life Ronald T Dump
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Miraclia

Population33.672 billion

CapitalMiraclia City
LeaderPresident-for-life Ronald T Dump
FaithMiraclian Catholic

CurrencyMonit
Animalspotted lionfish

The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President-for-life Ronald T Dump with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.672 billion Miraclians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraclia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian economy, worth an astonishing 19,164 trillion Monits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 569,167 Monits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,759,659 per year while the poor average 13,214, a ratio of 360 to 1.

Military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, other people's happiness is the biggest cause of Miraclian unhappiness, and teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Miraclia's national animal is the spotted lionfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miraclian Catholic.

Miraclia is ranked 169,282nd in the world and 15th in The Heartland for Most Pacifist, with 1.62 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 61stHighest Disposable Incomes: 66thHighest Economic Output: 74thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 86thLargest Insurance Industry: 98thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 105thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 110thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 112thLargest Agricultural Sector: 119thFattest Citizens: 130thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 140thLargest Mining Sector: 146thHighest Average Incomes: 147thMost Avoided: 164thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 167thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 185thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 202ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 231stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 242ndMost Armed: 370thLargest Gambling Industry: 425thMost Devout: 442ndMost Corrupt Governments: 491stLargest Retail Industry: 500thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 738thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 838thLargest Populations: 875thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,236thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,709thMost Efficient Economies: 1,970thRudest Citizens: 2,683rdLargest Black Market: 4,240thLowest Crime Rates: 4,360thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,678thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,186thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,909thTop
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Most Conservative: 8,613thLargest Governments: 10,173rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,751st
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Miraclia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Most Armed and the Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, other people's happiness is the biggest cause of Miraclian unhappiness.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, many are questioning President-for-life Ronald T Dump wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech.
  • : Miraclia altered its national flag.
  • : Miraclia's influence in The Heartland rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Miraclia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic was struck by a Mk V (Cauterizer) Cure Missile from Miraclia, curing 28 million infected.

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