The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President-for-life Ronald T Dump with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.473 billion Miraclians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraclia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian economy, worth an astonishing 18,704 trillion Monits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 558,797 Monits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,464,848 per year while the poor average 79,386, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.

Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Miraclia's national animal is the spotted lionfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miraclian Catholic.

Miraclia is ranked 1,658^th in the world and 2^nd in The Heartland for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 769.53 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.