The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President-for-life Ronald T Dump with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, digital currency, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 48.002 billion Miraclians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraclia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian economy, worth an astonishing 27,930 trillion Monits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 581,851 Monits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,494,243 per year while the poor average 43,807, a ratio of 79.8 to 1.

The musical cognoscenti insist the national anthem just isn't the same without a double contrabass flute, sociologists ponder how baby-napped ethnic minority 'runaways' could have gone so bad so soon, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship President-for-life Ronald T Dump day after day, and students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Miraclia's national animal is the spotted lionfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miraclian Catholic.

Miraclia is ranked 171^st in the world and 1^st in The Heartland for Fattest Citizens, with 95.93 Obesity Rate.