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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 40thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 59thHighest Disposable Incomes: 69th
The Miraculous Miracle of
Corporate Police State
We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!
President-for-life Ronald T Dump
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Miraclia

Population39.592 billion

CapitalMiraclia City
LeaderPresident-for-life Ronald T Dump
FaithMiraclian Catholic

CurrencyMonit
Animalspotted lionfish

The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President-for-life Ronald T Dump with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.592 billion Miraclians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraclia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian economy, worth an astonishing 22,843 trillion Monits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 576,964 Monits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,867,627 per year while the poor average 32,340, a ratio of 119 to 1.

Adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, and the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Miraclia's national animal is the spotted lionfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miraclian Catholic.

Miraclia is ranked 96th in the world and 2nd in Texas for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 39,685.2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 40thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 59thHighest Disposable Incomes: 69thHighest Economic Output: 71stLargest Insurance Industry: 80thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 96thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 101stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 105thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 121stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 154thLargest Mining Sector: 163rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 164thFattest Citizens: 173rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 191stHighest Average Incomes: 198thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 241stMost Avoided: 257thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 260thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 288thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 375thLargest Gambling Industry: 401stMost Armed: 461stMost Devout: 501stMost Corrupt Governments: 693rdLargest Retail Industry: 826thLargest Populations: 827thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,353rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,617thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,677thMost Efficient Economies: 2,483rdTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,319thLargest Black Market: 3,998thRudest Citizens: 4,290thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,939thLowest Crime Rates: 5,320thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,038thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,424thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,886thMost Conservative: 9,832ndLargest Governments: 11,951stTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,567thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,453rd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters.
  • : Miraclia's influence in Texas rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Miraclia altered its national flag.
  • : Miraclia relocated from Balder to Texas.
  • : Miraclia was refounded in Balder.
  • : Miraclia ceased to exist in Texas.
  • : Miraclia's influence in Texas rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".

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