Governor: 
The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia
WA Delegate (non-executive): 
The Dominion of Crystal Palais (elected )
Founder: 
The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.
The Heartland contains 8 nations, the 2,261st most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Rebellious Youth in The Heartland
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 1,463rd in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Herconia | Left-wing Utopia | “Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Territories of Austrivum | Left-Leaning College State | “Forward.” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello | “Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.” | |
| 4. | The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Moderation In All Things” | |
| 5. |  The People's New Democracy of West Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello | “Bless our democracy and our's only! (Or else!)” | |
| 6. |  The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic | Democratic Socialists | “Sempre Nāstic” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of Aerigia | Democratic Socialists | “Forever united, forever strong.” | |
| 8. | The Dominion of Crystal Palais | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]” |
Regional Happenings
- : Romm ceased to exist.
- : The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia rejected One Collective Brain Cell's request for regional embassies.
- :
The Playhouse of Shudana of the region One Collective Brain Cell proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Federal Republic of Aerigia arrived from Balder.
- : The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia rejected Odesa's request for regional embassies.
- :
The Oblast of Odessa of the region Odesa proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia rejected Wow How Many Words Can I Fit Into This R's request for regional embassies.
- :
The Rogue Nation of Old South Something Something of the region Wow How Many Words Can I Fit Into This R proposed constructing embassies.
- : East klent ceased to exist.
- : The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia rejected The Bottomless Pit's request for regional embassies.
The Heartland Regional Message Board
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Happy holidays everyone ⛄️
East klent, Herconia, and Crystal Palais
And to you as well!
East klent and Herconia
Happy new year!
East klent, Ineptia, Crystal Palais, and West Kompa Ru
[tap tap] Is this thing on?
We almost got to 1 year with no posts 🤔
Herconia and Romm
Almost! But not quite.
Better luck next year?
Happy new year 😂
East klent and Ineptia
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