The Heartland
WA Delegate (non-executive): 
The Dominion of Crystal Palais (elected )
Founder: 
The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.
Tags: Featured, Medium, and Password.
Regional Power: Moderate
The Heartland contains 13 nations, the 1,070th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Cultured in The Heartland
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 605th in the world for Most Cultured.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Dominion of Crystal Palais | Left-Leaning College State | “Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]” | |
| 2. |  The United Republic of East Klent | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Aerigia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Forever united, forever strong.” | |
| 4. |  The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia III | Anarchy | “It's the economy, stupid!” | |
| 5. |  The United States of Sicilia | New York Times Democracy | “Sicilia” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Herconia | Left-wing Utopia | “Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas” | |
| 7. |  The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic | Democratic Socialists | “Sempre Nāstic” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Territories of Austrivum | Left-Leaning College State | “Forward.” | |
| 9. |  The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce Meadows | Corporate Bordello | “Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.” | |
| 10. |  The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Moderation In All Things” |
12»
Regional Happenings
- :
The Confederacy of Aleoplanz Zarden of the region Region Name proposed constructing embassies.
- :
The Nomadic Peoples of Cosmic Microwave Background Destiny departed this region for Stargate.
- :
The Empire of Finnelande of the region Benelux Union proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia password-protected the region.
- : The Nomadic Peoples of Cosmic Microwave Background Destiny arrived from Wysteria.
- :
The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos of the region Fredonia proposed constructing embassies.
- : Juxtapositions ceased to exist.
- :
The Airborne Flock of Migrating Geese departed this region for The heart wants what it wants.
- : The Airborne Flock of Migrating Geese arrived from The heathen brotherhood.
- : Romm ceased to exist.
The Heartland Regional Message Board
Loading...I had to buy some in the end.
Lifespan is now up to 27 years. Progress! And still low taxes and crime rate. Woot! To think, a year ago it was 24.
(It will still take years to be reasonable...)
Seems somewhat strange that I am #1 friendliest nation here and the least inclusive at the same time.
Hi neighbor, get off my lawn..
Wow, up to a 28 year lifespan, only three months later? It seems to be going faster. Thank goodness.
Pretty sweet news if you just turned 27.
If anyone wants to partake in the Nuclear fistycuffs that are about to happen, then pop over to our allies Texas, they usually have a party going on.
Seems that the timing on these events never lines up with me, but I have enough trouble keeping everyone in my nation alive WITHOUT them being nuked, thankyouverymuch.
On a related note, the average lifespan has now hit 29 years, because apparently eco-friendliness is directly correlated to lifespan for some insane reason, and our eco-friendliness started out at an abysmal level for no apparent reason at all...
Thank you for the cure missiles - I've been so busy working that I practically forgot about Halloween until it was half over, and even then I only had the time to start researching a cure, then sleep and get back to work!
I got Nastic and yourself down to near enough clear and when I logged in as soon as I was able there were billions again.
To be honest I gave up then, pretty tedious pressing a button every 30 seconds to cure 1 million.
Yeah, it seems a little poorly implemented for those of us that aren't on it constantly.
Advertisement
