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The Heartland RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Dominion of Crystal Palais (elected )

Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 165th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 230th Highest Economic Output: 239th+28
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 318th Highest Disposable Incomes: 413th Largest Publishing Industry: 419th Most Avoided: 469th Fattest Citizens: 573rd Largest Populations: 609th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 628th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 634th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 659th Smartest Citizens: 866th Most Cultured: 908th Most Nations: 919th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,065th Highest Average Incomes: 1,113th Largest Mining Sector: 1,166th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,205th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,242nd Most Rebellious Youth: 1,298th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,331st Most Influential: 1,342nd Most Devout: 1,346th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,498th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,759th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,087th Rudest Citizens: 2,204th Highest Poor Incomes: 2,225th Most Armed: 2,238th Most Developed: 2,262nd
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The Heartland region (Founded 30th Dec 2002) values peace, prosperity, diversity, and creative roleplaying on a variety of political, social, and cultural topics.

Featured region of the day 12.10.15 and 30.1.16

Allied with Texas and Wysteria

Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.

Tags: Featured and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Heartland contains 15 nations, the 919th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in The Heartland

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 573rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Miraculous Miracle of MiracliaCorporate Police State“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
2.The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia IIIAnarchy“It's the economy, stupid!”
3.The Grand Old Duchy of IneptiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Moderation In All Things”
4.The Colony of The New HeartWoodsAnarchy“Well, here we are”
5.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
6.The Scientific Empire of West Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“An independent territory of Kompa Ru!”
7.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
8.The Island of SiciliaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Sicilia”
9.The Kingdom of HerconiaLeft-wing Utopia“Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas”
10.The Theocracy of Theatrical TheistsCorporate Police State“Hallelujah!”

Regional Happenings


The Heartland Regional Message Board

Merry Christmas to The Heartland from Texas!

Happy 2019!

And to you as well. :)

Nastic, nicest citizens in The Heartland!!!

You gotta be kidding, how low weve sunk.

Unless they were all dyslexic and thought it was an incest not nicest survey, yes that makes more sense.

Two months later, lifespan's reached forty years. Honestly I think the only thing that explains the lifespan having gone so insane and coming back up so rapidly is someone screwing up in the bureaucracy. Now if only I could get my tax rate back down to zero...

... and less than two weeks later we're over fifty? What?

I think I can call that 'mission complete' at this point.

More people that the young have to pay for.

Speaking of which, we've hit sixty year life expectancy. I feel there's something odd to be said about the census when it goes from an average life expectancy of twenty to sixty, within a year...

Probably that we fired the person who was in charge of tracking that and have been cleaning up his mess ever since.

Yes its always the other guys fault.

Ooh... ninth largest population in the world? Nice.

Ineptia, you're 45th, too! Congratulations!

Five of us in the top thousand, and twelve (of fifteen) in the top ten thousand. Woo!

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