WA Delegate: None.
Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Devout in The Heartland
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 739th in the world for Most Devout.
|1.||The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia||Corporate Police State||“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”|
|2.||The Christian People's Republic of Eeri||New York Times Democracy||“Values of a Common Society”|
|3.||The Teutonic Order of Romm||Anarchy||“Te occidere possunt sed te edere non possunt nefas est”|
|4.||The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Moderation In All Things”|
|5.||The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia III||Anarchy||“It's the economy, stupid!”|
|6.||The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce Meadows||Corporate Bordello||“Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.”|
|7.||The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru||Corporate Bordello||“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”|
|8.||The Republic of Kompa||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”|
|9.||The Democratic Territories of Austrivum||Left-Leaning College State||“Forward.”|
|10.||The Colony of The New HeartWoods||Corporate Bordello||“Well, here we are”|
- : The People's Republic of WeareAllScrewedville of the region East of West proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Teutonic Order of Romm arrived from Lazarus.
- : The Holy Empire of The Universe World of the region The Great Universe proposed constructing embassies.
- : Dondris ceased to exist.
- : The Incorporated States of Algoreiea of the region United States of Algoreiea proposed constructing embassies.
- : Hasdian ceased to exist.
- : Luxiai ceased to exist.
- : The Dominion of Crystal Palais lost WA Delegate status.
- : The United Republic of East Klent departed this region for Crysanthia.
- : The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia removed regional password protection.
The Heartland Regional Message Board
Is it me or does the zombie apocalypse seem much more apocalypse-y this year?
Would of been better running from Friday to Sunday, we'd have more time to fire missiles at each other.
Meanwhile, after months of progress... the average lifespan in Crystal Palais has finally hit the ripe old age of 23 years.
My environment and lifespan have been utterly screwed since they messed with the stats the last time, despite being in the top 2% of most healthy people worldwide, hilariously low crime, absurdly advanced technology ... ugh. Is it just because the weather and environment is messed up? What, are there tsunamis wiping out my nation on a monthly basis?
I've called The Heartland home for nearly seven years and was Delegate of and on for almost a total of three and a half years. Since I've been here, the tide of nations has come and gone. The Self-Raid of '13, the constant - and peculiarly timely - attacks of zombie hordes, the grand tradition of CTEing... all this and more mad my stay here memorable.
However, it is time I moved on to newer pastures. I just wanted to thank you all for having a great and welcoming region. A storied history and tradition that can't be matched.
Thanks again. -EK
I'm in contact with bob geldof to arrange JuxtapositionAid 2017.