The Heartland RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 219th Highest Economic Output: 262nd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 411th+24
Largest Populations: 460th Rudest Citizens: 858th Largest Publishing Industry: 900th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 943rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 947th Most Nations: 966th Most Avoided: 1,032nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,053rd Largest Mining Sector: 1,152nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,214th Fattest Citizens: 1,238th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,275th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,282nd Most Devout: 1,329th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,355th Largest Retail Industry: 1,380th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,491st Highest Average Incomes: 1,518th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,518th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,675th Smartest Citizens: 1,774th Most Armed: 1,830th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,884th Highest Crime Rates: 1,886th
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The Heartland region (Founded 30th Dec 2002) values peace, prosperity, diversity, and creative roleplaying on a variety of political, social, and cultural topics.

Featured region of the day 12.10.15 and 30.1.16

Allied with Texas and Wysteria

Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.

Tags: Featured and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Heartland contains 14 nations, the 966th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Foreign Aid Spending in The Heartland

The World Census intercepted food drops in several war-torn regions to determine which nations spent the most on international aid.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 12,990th in the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United States of SiciliaNew York Times Democracy“Sicilia”
2.The Republic of KompaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
3.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
4.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
5.The Republic of Herz HatoNew York Times Democracy“中心地”
6.The Colony of The New HeartWoodsCorporate Bordello“Well, here we are”
7.The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce MeadowsCorporate Bordello“Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.”
8.The Scientific Empire of West Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“An independent territory of Kompa Ru!”
9.The Monkeys keep coming out of JuxtapositionsDemocratic Socialists“How you like me now?”
10.The Grand Old Duchy of IneptiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Moderation In All Things”

Regional Happenings


The Heartland Regional Message Board

Anyone have ideas on how to deal with the impending zombie apocalypse?

We have a stockpile of silver bullets... wait, wrong monster. Plenty of shovels, we have, too.

Post self-deleted by Crystal Palais.

Is it me or does the zombie apocalypse seem much more apocalypse-y this year?


Would of been better running from Friday to Sunday, we'd have more time to fire missiles at each other.

Yeah, agreed... instead we get 36 hours and not even a summary of what happened at the end for us to consult. Not going to lie, it seemed to be too quick, too brutal, and a little lame.

East Klent and Ineptia

Meanwhile, after months of progress... the average lifespan in Crystal Palais has finally hit the ripe old age of 23 years.


My environment and lifespan have been utterly screwed since they messed with the stats the last time, despite being in the top 2% of most healthy people worldwide, hilariously low crime, absurdly advanced technology ... ugh. Is it just because the weather and environment is messed up? What, are there tsunamis wiping out my nation on a monthly basis?

Hello all.

I've called The Heartland home for nearly seven years and was Delegate of and on for almost a total of three and a half years. Since I've been here, the tide of nations has come and gone. The Self-Raid of '13, the constant - and peculiarly timely - attacks of zombie hordes, the grand tradition of CTEing... all this and more mad my stay here memorable.

However, it is time I moved on to newer pastures. I just wanted to thank you all for having a great and welcoming region. A storied history and tradition that can't be matched.

Thanks again. -EK

Ineptia and Crystal Palais


Fare well.

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