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The Heartland RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Dominion of Crystal Palais (elected )

Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Highest Economic Output: 332nd Largest Publishing Industry: 352nd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 383rd+23
Most Rebellious Youth: 455th Largest Populations: 480th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 504th Highest Disposable Incomes: 596th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 598th Most Cultured: 605th Smartest Citizens: 642nd Most Avoided: 816th Largest Information Technology Sector: 991st Most Nations: 1,070th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,179th Fattest Citizens: 1,180th Most Influential: 1,187th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,220th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,329th Highest Average Incomes: 1,650th Rudest Citizens: 1,702nd Most Developed: 1,706th Highest Crime Rates: 1,860th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,941st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,110th Healthiest Citizens: 2,172nd Most Advanced Public Education: 2,173rd
World Factbook Entry

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The Heartland region (Founded 30th Dec 2002) values peace, prosperity, diversity, and creative roleplaying on a variety of political, social, and cultural topics.

Featured region of the day 12.10.15 and 30.1.16

Allied with Texas and Wysteria

Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.

Tags: Featured, Medium, and Password.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Heartland contains 13 nations, the 1,070th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Cultured in The Heartland

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 605th in the world for Most Cultured.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of Crystal PalaisLeft-Leaning College State“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
2.The United Republic of East KlentCivil Rights Lovefest“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”
3.The Federal Republic of AerigiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Forever united, forever strong.”
4.The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia IIIAnarchy“It's the economy, stupid!”
5.The United States of SiciliaNew York Times Democracy“Sicilia”
6.The Kingdom of HerconiaLeft-wing Utopia“Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas”
7.The Insultingly Invigorated Call of NasticDemocratic Socialists“Sempre Nāstic”
8.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
9.The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce MeadowsCorporate Bordello“Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.”
10.The Grand Old Duchy of IneptiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Moderation In All Things”

Regional Happenings


The Heartland Regional Message Board

I had to buy some in the end.

Lifespan is now up to 27 years. Progress! And still low taxes and crime rate. Woot! To think, a year ago it was 24.

(It will still take years to be reasonable...)

Seems somewhat strange that I am #1 friendliest nation here and the least inclusive at the same time.

Hi neighbor, get off my lawn..

Wow, up to a 28 year lifespan, only three months later? It seems to be going faster. Thank goodness.

Pretty sweet news if you just turned 27.

If anyone wants to partake in the Nuclear fistycuffs that are about to happen, then pop over to our allies Texas, they usually have a party going on.

Seems that the timing on these events never lines up with me, but I have enough trouble keeping everyone in my nation alive WITHOUT them being nuked, thankyouverymuch.

On a related note, the average lifespan has now hit 29 years, because apparently eco-friendliness is directly correlated to lifespan for some insane reason, and our eco-friendliness started out at an abysmal level for no apparent reason at all...

Thank you for the cure missiles - I've been so busy working that I practically forgot about Halloween until it was half over, and even then I only had the time to start researching a cure, then sleep and get back to work!

I got Nastic and yourself down to near enough clear and when I logged in as soon as I was able there were billions again.

To be honest I gave up then, pretty tedious pressing a button every 30 seconds to cure 1 million.

Yeah, it seems a little poorly implemented for those of us that aren't on it constantly.

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