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Governor: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Dominion of Crystal Palais (elected )

Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

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Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 111th Highest Economic Output: 212th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 213th+37
Largest Populations: 271st Highest Disposable Incomes: 373rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 495th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 498th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 533rd Fattest Citizens: 590th Most Avoided: 605th Largest Publishing Industry: 634th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 778th Most Devout: 850th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 863rd Smartest Citizens: 914th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,006th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,032nd Most Cultured: 1,083rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,113th Highest Average Incomes: 1,114th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,214th Largest Mining Sector: 1,235th Most Influential: 1,389th Largest Black Market: 1,644th Most Nations: 1,724th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,792nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,845th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,951st Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,952nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,966th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,966th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,972nd Highest Food Quality: 2,011th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,195th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,292nd Lowest Crime Rates: 2,313th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,318th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,330th Most Armed: 2,438th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,568th
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The Heartland region (Founded 30th Dec 2002) values peace, prosperity, diversity, and creative roleplaying on a variety of political, social, and cultural topics.

Allied with Texas and Wysteria

Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.

Tags: Featured and Small.

The Heartland contains 10 nations, the 1,724th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Nicest Citizens in The Heartland

World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 3,266th in the world for Nicest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Insultingly Invigorated Call of NasticDemocratic Socialists“Sempre Nāstic”
2.The United Republic of East KlentLeft-wing Utopia“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”
3.The Grand Old Duchy of IneptiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Moderation In All Things”
4.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
5.The People's New Democracy of West Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Bless our democracy and our's only! (Or else!)”
6.The Kingdom of HerconiaLiberal Democratic Socialists“Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas”
7.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
8.The Theocracy of Theatrical TheistsIron Fist Consumerists“Hallelujah!”
9.The Dominion of Crystal PalaisScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
10.The Miraculous Miracle of MiracliaIron Fist Consumerists“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”

Regional Happenings


The Heartland Regional Message Board

We almost got to 1 year with no posts 🤔

Herconia and Romm

Almost! But not quite.

Luxorian knights

Better luck next year?

Happy new year 😂

Happy new year!

Someone gifted me a new flag out of nowhere, too. It's very spiffy.

I am new in the region who should I endorse?

Wow, the penalty for politics is harsh.

But seriously, happy new year, you all. I don't know how much longer I'll be around, but I hope this year is better for you all than the last!

Happy new year!

Grays harbor is back in the game 😲

He left for Texas years ago, once his puppets left the regions nations dropped by half 🤣

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