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The Heartland RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 146th Highest Economic Output: 222nd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 229th+26
Largest Populations: 454th Most Avoided: 493rd Largest Publishing Industry: 499th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 645th Fattest Citizens: 652nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 708th Most Devout: 739th Largest Mining Sector: 768th Rudest Citizens: 776th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 789th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 817th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 895th Most Nations: 975th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,021st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,082nd Highest Average Incomes: 1,129th Largest Retail Industry: 1,173rd Highest Crime Rates: 1,214th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,275th Most Influential: 1,315th Most Armed: 1,355th Smartest Citizens: 1,412th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,454th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,715th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,815th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,817th
World Factbook Entry

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The Heartland region (Founded 30th Dec 2002) values peace, prosperity, diversity, and creative roleplaying on a variety of political, social, and cultural topics.

Featured region of the day 12.10.15 and 30.1.16

Allied with Texas and Wysteria

Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.

Tags: Featured and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Heartland contains 15 nations, the 975th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Devout in The Heartland

World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 739th in the world for Most Devout.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Miraculous Miracle of MiracliaCorporate Police State“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
2.The Christian People's Republic of EeriNew York Times Democracy“Values of a Common Society”
3.The Teutonic Order of RommAnarchy“Te occidere possunt sed te edere non possunt nefas est”
4.The Grand Old Duchy of IneptiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Moderation In All Things”
5.The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia IIIAnarchy“It's the economy, stupid!”
6.The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce MeadowsCorporate Bordello“Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.”
7.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
8.The Republic of KompaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
9.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
10.The Colony of The New HeartWoodsCorporate Bordello“Well, here we are”

Regional Happenings


The Heartland Regional Message Board

Post self-deleted by Crystal Palais.

Is it me or does the zombie apocalypse seem much more apocalypse-y this year?


Would of been better running from Friday to Sunday, we'd have more time to fire missiles at each other.

Yeah, agreed... instead we get 36 hours and not even a summary of what happened at the end for us to consult. Not going to lie, it seemed to be too quick, too brutal, and a little lame.

East Klent and Ineptia

Meanwhile, after months of progress... the average lifespan in Crystal Palais has finally hit the ripe old age of 23 years.


My environment and lifespan have been utterly screwed since they messed with the stats the last time, despite being in the top 2% of most healthy people worldwide, hilariously low crime, absurdly advanced technology ... ugh. Is it just because the weather and environment is messed up? What, are there tsunamis wiping out my nation on a monthly basis?

Hello all.

I've called The Heartland home for nearly seven years and was Delegate of and on for almost a total of three and a half years. Since I've been here, the tide of nations has come and gone. The Self-Raid of '13, the constant - and peculiarly timely - attacks of zombie hordes, the grand tradition of CTEing... all this and more mad my stay here memorable.

However, it is time I moved on to newer pastures. I just wanted to thank you all for having a great and welcoming region. A storied history and tradition that can't be matched.

Thanks again. -EK

Ineptia and Crystal Palais


Fare well.

11 1/2 years of invasion! HARHARHARHAR! I'm finding that the biggest problem with a long term invasion is home maintenance. The replacement costs of outdated equipment is killing my treasure chest of pillaged items.

Ineptia and Crystal Palais

I'm in contact with bob geldof to arrange JuxtapositionAid 2017.

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