The Heartland
WA Delegate (non-executive): 
The Dominion of Crystal Palais (elected )
Founder: 
The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia
Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.
Regional Power: Moderate
The Heartland contains 16 nations, the 796th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Publishing Industry in The Heartland
The World Census tallied social media complaints from students regarding overpriced textbooks to determine which nations have the largest book publishing industries.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 649th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Dominion of Crystal Palais | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Aerigia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Forever united, forever strong.” | |
| 3. |  The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia III | Anarchy | “It's the economy, stupid!” | |
| 4. |  The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia | Corporate Police State | “We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!” | |
| 5. |  The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce Meadows | Corporate Bordello | “Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.” | |
| 6. |  The Monkeys keep coming out of Juxtapositions | Democratic Socialists | “How you like me now?” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic Territories of Austrivum | Left-Leaning College State | “Forward.” | |
| 8. |  The Christian People's Republic of Eeri | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Values of a Common Society” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Kompa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello | “Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.” |
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Regional Happenings
- : The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia suppressed a post on the Regional Message Board.
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The United Socialist States of Communism and Vodka arrived from Wysteria.
- : The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia unsuppressed a post on the Regional Message Board.
- : The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia suppressed a post on the Regional Message Board.
- : Forumwalker ceased to exist.
- : Nickandmadiyforever ceased to exist.
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The Federal Republic of Aerigia arrived from Lazarus.
- : The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia granted posting privileges on the The Heartland Regional Message Board to nations in embassy regions.
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The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia arrived from Balder.
- : Nickandmadiyforever arrived from Union of Confederate Regions.
The Heartland Regional Message Board
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Oops did it again, stupid phone.
Well, Hello I guess! Sorry for busting in on your conversation, though i'm not entirely sure how this game works.
At last! Seven months after the last average lifespan increase of a year, we've hit that mark again! The average lifespan in my nation is now 24 years.
At this rate, I should reach the real-world average in another 28 years or so.
Real world you say? 🤔
This is interesting. So what you are saying is that you currently have the life span that characters in the biblical world had. Consider women gave birth at age 12-14 and by 22 were old brooms and grandmothers.
Unfortunately. And yet scientific advancement is ridiculously advanced. I'm just going to postulate that my people are all aliens with a very short lifespan. Hmm, maybe they're Tau? That fits.
No, that is a misunderstanding of how averages work. The average lifespan wasn't that low because everyone died in their 20s, it was that low because the majority of babies died before the age of 5. If out of 10 children, one lives to be 40, another 60, another 80, and the rest dies at age 5, the average lifespan of those 10 is 21½.
Post by Herzil suppressed by Ineptia.
Greetings
We are a group of 5 regions: Wysteria, Texas, Canada, Yggdrasil & 10000 Islands who hold games once in a blue moon
and from time to time we enjoy inviting new regions to join us.
The Games are fun with role playing flare.
They were created to strength relations with the regions involved and in away to let nations mingle while their athletes fight each other.
Since The Heartland is an old alliance of both Wysteria & Texas we are issuing - as always - an invitation (normally via the delegate but I noticed east klent left).
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If any of you might be interested in taking part, It would be great if you'll contact me via TG.
The games are planned for early 2018 (Jan) but since The Heartland is rather sleepy - I thought Ill give 'a head' notice.
The delegate for the past 112 days Crystal Palais is listed at the top of the region 🙈
The delegate is kind of remiss in his duties, sadly, outside of WA stuff. Though I never got any telegrams about that, I'm not quite sure what to do about such things?
Also my death rate in March was 705 and now that it's August it's under 400. Lifespan's still only 24.5 years though, but it seems to be increasing a bit faster.
Statistics are weird.
