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The Heartland RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Dominion of Crystal Palais (elected )

Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 158th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 170th Highest Economic Output: 226th+28
Largest Populations: 436th Most Avoided: 484th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 605th Largest Publishing Industry: 611th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 636th Fattest Citizens: 651st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 686th Largest Mining Sector: 693rd Most Devout: 698th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 770th Most Nations: 828th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 920th Rudest Citizens: 1,002nd Highest Average Incomes: 1,094th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,248th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,260th Smartest Citizens: 1,353rd Most Influential: 1,359th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,389th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,428th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,542nd Largest Retail Industry: 1,706th Most Armed: 1,737th Most Cultured: 1,803rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,820th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,892nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,004th Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,005th
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The Heartland region (Founded 30th Dec 2002) values peace, prosperity, diversity, and creative roleplaying on a variety of political, social, and cultural topics.

Featured region of the day 12.10.15 and 30.1.16

Allied with Texas and Wysteria

Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.

Tags: Featured and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Heartland contains 15 nations, the 828th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Healthiest Citizens in The Heartland

A measure of the general physical health of citizens in each nation.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 3,373rd in the world for Healthiest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of Crystal PalaisLeft-wing Utopia“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
2.The Federal Republic of AerigiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Forever united, forever strong.”
3.The Christian People's Republic of EeriInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Values of a Common Society”
4.The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce MeadowsCorporate Bordello“Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.”
5.The Kingdom of HerconiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas”
6.The United States of SiciliaNew York Times Democracy“Sicilia”
7.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
8.The Scientific Empire of West Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“An independent territory of Kompa Ru!”
9.The Colony of The New HeartWoodsCorporate Bordello“Well, here we are”
10.The Monkeys keep coming out of JuxtapositionsDemocratic Socialists“How you like me now?”
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The Heartland Regional Message Board

Seems no one visited the site for a long time and it was deleted by invision.

Sad to hear, some great history there

Sorry I suppressed a post by accident, not sure how.

Oops did it again, stupid phone.

Well, Hello I guess! Sorry for busting in on your conversation, though i'm not entirely sure how this game works.

At last! Seven months after the last average lifespan increase of a year, we've hit that mark again! The average lifespan in my nation is now 24 years.

At this rate, I should reach the real-world average in another 28 years or so.

Real world you say? 🤔

The Dominion of Crystal Palais wrote:At last! Seven months after the last average lifespan increase of a year, we've hit that mark again! The average lifespan in my nation is now 24 years.
At this rate, I should reach the real-world average in another 28 years or so.


This is interesting. So what you are saying is that you currently have the life span that characters in the biblical world had. Consider women gave birth at age 12-14 and by 22 were old brooms and grandmothers.

Unfortunately. And yet scientific advancement is ridiculously advanced. I'm just going to postulate that my people are all aliens with a very short lifespan. Hmm, maybe they're Tau? That fits.

The Matriarchy of The Three Moons wrote:(T)he life span that characters in the biblical world had. Consider women gave birth at age 12-14 and by 22 were old brooms and grandmothers.

No, that is a misunderstanding of how averages work. The average lifespan wasn't that low because everyone died in their 20s, it was that low because the majority of babies died before the age of 5. If out of 10 children, one lives to be 40, another 60, another 80, and the rest dies at age 5, the average lifespan of those 10 is 21.

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