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The Heartland RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Dominion of Crystal Palais (elected )

Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 165th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 230th Highest Economic Output: 238th+28
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 316th Highest Disposable Incomes: 407th Largest Publishing Industry: 420th Most Avoided: 469th Fattest Citizens: 568th Largest Populations: 605th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 627th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 634th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 664th Smartest Citizens: 879th Most Cultured: 911th Most Nations: 921st Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,068th Highest Average Incomes: 1,113th Largest Mining Sector: 1,147th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,199th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,238th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,296th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,330th Most Influential: 1,352nd Most Devout: 1,358th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,489th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,747th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,082nd Rudest Citizens: 2,194th Highest Poor Incomes: 2,240th Most Armed: 2,241st Most Developed: 2,266th
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The Heartland region (Founded 30th Dec 2002) values peace, prosperity, diversity, and creative roleplaying on a variety of political, social, and cultural topics.

Featured region of the day 12.10.15 and 30.1.16

Allied with Texas and Wysteria

Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.

Tags: Featured and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Heartland contains 15 nations, the 921st most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Corrupt Governments in The Heartland

World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 2,582nd in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Miraculous Miracle of MiracliaCorporate Police State“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
2.The Theocracy of Theatrical TheistsCorporate Police State“Hallelujah!”
3.The Federal Republic of AerigiaDemocratic Socialists“Forever united, forever strong.”
4.The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia IIIAnarchy“It's the economy, stupid!”
5.The Island of SiciliaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Sicilia”
6.The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce MeadowsCorporate Bordello“Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.”
7.The Insultingly Invigorated Call of NasticDemocratic Socialists“Sempre Nąstic”
8.The Scientific Empire of West Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“An independent territory of Kompa Ru!”
9.The Colony of The New HeartWoodsAnarchy“Well, here we are”
10.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”

Regional Happenings


The Heartland Regional Message Board

Merry Christmas to The Heartland from Texas!

Happy 2019!

And to you as well. :)

Nastic, nicest citizens in The Heartland!!!

You gotta be kidding, how low we’ve sunk.

Unless they were all dyslexic and thought it was an incest not nicest survey, yes that makes more sense.

Two months later, lifespan's reached forty years. Honestly I think the only thing that explains the lifespan having gone so insane and coming back up so rapidly is someone screwing up in the bureaucracy. Now if only I could get my tax rate back down to zero...

... and less than two weeks later we're over fifty? What?

I think I can call that 'mission complete' at this point.

More people that the young have to pay for.

Speaking of which, we've hit sixty year life expectancy. I feel there's something odd to be said about the census when it goes from an average life expectancy of twenty to sixty, within a year...

Probably that we fired the person who was in charge of tracking that and have been cleaning up his mess ever since.

Yes it’s always the other guys fault.

Ooh... ninth largest population in the world? Nice.

Ineptia, you're 45th, too! Congratulations!

Five of us in the top thousand, and twelve (of fifteen) in the top ten thousand. Woo!

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