The Heartland
WA Delegate (non-executive): 
The Dominion of Crystal Palais (elected )
Founder: 
The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.
Regional Power: Moderate
The Heartland contains 15 nations, the 939th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector in The Heartland
World Census analysts extensively tested concept muscle cars in empty parking lots in order to estimate which nations have the largest auto industries.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 227th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia | Corporate Police State | “We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!” | |
| 2. |  The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Moderation In All Things” | |
| 3. |  The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia III | Anarchy | “It's the economy, stupid!” | |
| 4. |  The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce Meadows | Corporate Bordello | “Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic Territories of Austrivum | Left-Leaning College State | “Forward.” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello | “Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of The New HeartWoods | Anarchy | “Well, here we are” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Republic of Aerigia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Forever united, forever strong.” | |
| 9. |  The Scientific Empire of West Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello | “An independent territory of Kompa Ru!” | |
| 10. |  The United Republic of East Klent | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc” |
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Regional Happenings
- :
The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia arrived from Texas.
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The Theocracy of Theatrical Theists arrived from Lazarus.
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The Kingdom of Blubland of the region Evangelical Christian Nations League proposed constructing embassies.
- : Forumwalker ceased to exist.
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The Republic of Cantanasia 2 departed this region for The Rejected Realms.
- : The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia ejected and banned The Republic of Cantanasia 2 from the region.
- : The Republic of Cantanasia 2 arrived from The Rejected Realms.
- : Forumwalker arrived from Lazarus.
- : The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia removed regional password protection.
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The Colony of Aleoplanz Zarden of the region Region Name proposed constructing embassies.
The Heartland Regional Message Board
Loading...Truly a tragedy.
Merry Christmas to The Heartland from Texas!
Happy 2019!
And to you as well. :)
Nastic, nicest citizens in The Heartland!!!
You gotta be kidding, how low we’ve sunk.
Unless they were all dyslexic and thought it was an incest not nicest survey, yes that makes more sense.
Two months later, lifespan's reached forty years. Honestly I think the only thing that explains the lifespan having gone so insane and coming back up so rapidly is someone screwing up in the bureaucracy. Now if only I could get my tax rate back down to zero...
... and less than two weeks later we're over fifty? What?
I think I can call that 'mission complete' at this point.
More people that the young have to pay for.
Speaking of which, we've hit sixty year life expectancy. I feel there's something odd to be said about the census when it goes from an average life expectancy of twenty to sixty, within a year...
Probably that we fired the person who was in charge of tracking that and have been cleaning up his mess ever since.
Yes it’s always the other guys fault.
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