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The Heartland RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Dominion of Crystal Palais (elected )

Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Highest Economic Output: 397th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 438th Largest Populations: 544th+24
Largest Publishing Industry: 589th Most Rebellious Youth: 603rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 645th Most Avoided: 716th Smartest Citizens: 782nd Most Cultured: 855th Highest Disposable Incomes: 878th Largest Information Technology Sector: 935th Fattest Citizens: 1,044th Most Influential: 1,115th Most Nations: 1,192nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,305th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,514th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,537th Rudest Citizens: 1,661st Most Developed: 1,680th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,833rd Highest Crime Rates: 1,851st Largest Welfare Programs: 1,888th Highest Average Incomes: 1,922nd Most Advanced Public Education: 1,926th Healthiest Citizens: 2,079th Largest Mining Sector: 2,080th Most Armed: 2,212th
World Factbook Entry

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The Heartland region (Founded 30th Dec 2002) values peace, prosperity, diversity, and creative roleplaying on a variety of political, social, and cultural topics.

Featured region of the day 12.10.15 and 30.1.16

Allied with Texas and Wysteria

Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.

Tags: Featured and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Heartland contains 13 nations, the 1,192nd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Heartland

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 1,514th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of Crystal PalaisDemocratic Socialists“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
2.The Federal Republic of AerigiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Forever united, forever strong.”
3.The United Socialist States of CommunisimDemocratic Socialists“No Gods, or Kings, Only the Worker!”
4.The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia IIIAnarchy“It's the economy, stupid!”
5.The Monkeys keep coming out of JuxtapositionsDemocratic Socialists“How you like me now?”
6.The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce MeadowsCorporate Bordello“Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.”
7.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
8.The Kingdom of HerconiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas”
9.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
10.The Scientific Empire of West Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“An independent territory of Kompa Ru!”

Regional Happenings


The Heartland Regional Message Board

Some of us are still here, but... yeah, we're not super active these days to say the least. I would argue that we have not yet ceased to be, and I hope it stays that way a while longer if just because I have so many fond memories of the Heartland.

I will keep the door open and the fire on for as long as is needed.

Kind of like a care home.


They won't resurect my nation, Daemoniata so I had to create a new one. I was feeling nostalgic for the Heartland. I made a lot of friends and it saddens me to see it gone. Too bad all the maps and forums are gone. I wanted to look things over and remember better times. Upset that I wasn't able to keep in touch the last few years, life got in the way.

Merry Christmas Heartland.

It's good to see you back, though.

Happy holidays to everyone.


Thanks CP, MANY fond memories of my time in the Heartland. Hoping to see a few old friends still kicking around.

Today's ranking has Kompa Ru at 10th for most scientifically advanced. At first it was insulting, then I remembered our leader is the pope and our people are in a pseudo-theocracy (not to be confused with the old East KR, which has a picture in the dictionary next to theocracy...). Hope all is well with everyone!

12 1/2 years of invasion, feeling repressed yet? In celebration of this occasion rum will be half price today and floggings are free. Complaints will be addressed with laughter and ridicule.

Put me down for a double flogging.


A round of floggings for everyone!

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