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The Heartland RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Dominion of Crystal Palais (elected )

Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 305th Highest Economic Output: 323rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 394th+21
Most Avoided: 619th Fattest Citizens: 752nd Largest Publishing Industry: 765th Largest Populations: 767th Most Nations: 916th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 990th Largest Mining Sector: 1,108th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,114th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,167th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,180th Smartest Citizens: 1,192nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,412th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,556th Highest Average Incomes: 1,636th Most Cultured: 1,656th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,670th Most Influential: 1,690th Most Devout: 1,824th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,989th Most Armed: 2,115th Rudest Citizens: 2,194th
World Factbook Entry

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The Heartland region (Founded 30th Dec 2002) values peace, prosperity, diversity, and creative roleplaying on a variety of political, social, and cultural topics.

Featured region of the day 12.10.15 and 30.1.16

Allied with Texas and Wysteria

Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.

Tags: Featured and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Heartland contains 17 nations, the 916th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Heartland

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 1,670th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of Crystal PalaisLeft-wing Utopia“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
2.The Federal Republic of AerigiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Forever united, forever strong.”
3.The Miraculous Miracle of MiracliaCorporate Police State“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
4.The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia IIIAnarchy“It's the economy, stupid!”
5.The Aerie of The Gryphon CommonwealthDemocratic Socialists“Coo Coo!”
6.The Monkeys keep coming out of JuxtapositionsDemocratic Socialists“How you like me now?”
7.The Kingdom of HerconiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas”
8.The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce MeadowsCorporate Bordello“Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.”
9.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
10.The United Socialist States of GenrakarDemocratic Socialists“Chirp!”

Regional Happenings


The Heartland Regional Message Board


No zombies here.



There are now!

Kill them! Kill them with fire!

Drat the luck. I always come on when it's too late!

No idea why they don't do this on a weekend.

Hey guys! Who's still kicking around? Upset to learn that the old forum is dead. A shame.

The region has been dead for several years, the Norwegian blue parrot has more life in it.

Some of us are still here, but... yeah, we're not super active these days to say the least. I would argue that we have not yet ceased to be, and I hope it stays that way a while longer if just because I have so many fond memories of the Heartland.

I will keep the door open and the fire on for as long as is needed.

Kind of like a care home.

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