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The Heartland RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Dominion of Crystal Palais (elected )

Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 165th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 227th Highest Economic Output: 234th+27
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 307th Highest Disposable Incomes: 398th Largest Publishing Industry: 426th Most Avoided: 448th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 554th Fattest Citizens: 566th Largest Populations: 594th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 600th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 611th Smartest Citizens: 881st Most Nations: 939th Most Cultured: 948th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,049th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,078th Largest Mining Sector: 1,097th Highest Average Incomes: 1,107th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,225th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,329th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,336th Most Devout: 1,343rd Most Influential: 1,373rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,447th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,648th Rudest Citizens: 1,920th Most Armed: 2,007th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,018th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,314th
World Factbook Entry

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The Heartland region (Founded 30th Dec 2002) values peace, prosperity, diversity, and creative roleplaying on a variety of political, social, and cultural topics.

Featured region of the day 12.10.15 and 30.1.16

Allied with Texas and Wysteria

Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.

Tags: Featured and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Heartland contains 15 nations, the 939th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector in The Heartland

World Census analysts extensively tested concept muscle cars in empty parking lots in order to estimate which nations have the largest auto industries.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 227th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Miraculous Miracle of MiracliaCorporate Police State“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
2.The Grand Old Duchy of IneptiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Moderation In All Things”
3.The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia IIIAnarchy“It's the economy, stupid!”
4.The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce MeadowsCorporate Bordello“Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.”
5.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
6.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
7.The Colony of The New HeartWoodsAnarchy“Well, here we are”
8.The Federal Republic of AerigiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Forever united, forever strong.”
9.The Scientific Empire of West Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“An independent territory of Kompa Ru!”
10.The United Republic of East KlentCivil Rights Lovefest“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”

Regional Happenings


The Heartland Regional Message Board

Truly a tragedy.

Merry Christmas to The Heartland from Texas!

Happy 2019!

And to you as well. :)

Nastic, nicest citizens in The Heartland!!!

You gotta be kidding, how low weve sunk.

Unless they were all dyslexic and thought it was an incest not nicest survey, yes that makes more sense.

Two months later, lifespan's reached forty years. Honestly I think the only thing that explains the lifespan having gone so insane and coming back up so rapidly is someone screwing up in the bureaucracy. Now if only I could get my tax rate back down to zero...

... and less than two weeks later we're over fifty? What?

I think I can call that 'mission complete' at this point.

More people that the young have to pay for.

Speaking of which, we've hit sixty year life expectancy. I feel there's something odd to be said about the census when it goes from an average life expectancy of twenty to sixty, within a year...

Probably that we fired the person who was in charge of tracking that and have been cleaning up his mess ever since.

Yes its always the other guys fault.

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