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The Heartland RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Dominion of Crystal Palais (elected )

Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 186th Highest Economic Output: 254th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 272nd+25
Most Avoided: 547th Largest Populations: 551st Fattest Citizens: 646th Largest Publishing Industry: 649th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 743rd Most Devout: 769th Largest Mining Sector: 786th Most Nations: 796th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 865th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 959th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 991st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,000th Rudest Citizens: 1,134th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,148th Highest Average Incomes: 1,319th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,328th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,328th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,461st Most Influential: 1,468th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,505th Smartest Citizens: 1,541st Most Cultured: 1,866th Most Armed: 1,869th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,919th Largest Retail Industry: 1,961st
World Factbook Entry

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The Heartland region (Founded 30th Dec 2002) values peace, prosperity, diversity, and creative roleplaying on a variety of political, social, and cultural topics.

Featured region of the day 12.10.15 and 30.1.16

Allied with Texas and Wysteria

Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.

Tags: Medium and Featured.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Heartland contains 16 nations, the 796th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Publishing Industry in The Heartland

The World Census tallied social media complaints from students regarding overpriced textbooks to determine which nations have the largest book publishing industries.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 649th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of Crystal PalaisScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
2.The Federal Republic of AerigiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Forever united, forever strong.”
3.The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia IIIAnarchy“It's the economy, stupid!”
4.The Miraculous Miracle of MiracliaCorporate Police State“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
5.The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce MeadowsCorporate Bordello“Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.”
6.The Monkeys keep coming out of JuxtapositionsDemocratic Socialists“How you like me now?”
7.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
8.The Christian People's Republic of EeriInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Values of a Common Society”
9.The Republic of KompaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
10.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
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Regional Happenings

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The Heartland Regional Message Board

Oops did it again, stupid phone.

Manduraqo

Well, Hello I guess! Sorry for busting in on your conversation, though i'm not entirely sure how this game works.

At last! Seven months after the last average lifespan increase of a year, we've hit that mark again! The average lifespan in my nation is now 24 years.

At this rate, I should reach the real-world average in another 28 years or so.

Real world you say? 🤔

The Dominion of Crystal Palais wrote:At last! Seven months after the last average lifespan increase of a year, we've hit that mark again! The average lifespan in my nation is now 24 years.
At this rate, I should reach the real-world average in another 28 years or so.


This is interesting. So what you are saying is that you currently have the life span that characters in the biblical world had. Consider women gave birth at age 12-14 and by 22 were old brooms and grandmothers.

Unfortunately. And yet scientific advancement is ridiculously advanced. I'm just going to postulate that my people are all aliens with a very short lifespan. Hmm, maybe they're Tau? That fits.

The Matriarchy of The Three Moons wrote:(T)he life span that characters in the biblical world had. Consider women gave birth at age 12-14 and by 22 were old brooms and grandmothers.

No, that is a misunderstanding of how averages work. The average lifespan wasn't that low because everyone died in their 20s, it was that low because the majority of babies died before the age of 5. If out of 10 children, one lives to be 40, another 60, another 80, and the rest dies at age 5, the average lifespan of those 10 is 21.

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Post by Herzil suppressed by Ineptia.

Greetings

We are a group of 5 regions: Wysteria, Texas, Canada, Yggdrasil & 10000 Islands who hold games once in a blue moon
and from time to time we enjoy inviting new regions to join us.

The Games are fun with role playing flare.

They were created to strength relations with the regions involved and in away to let nations mingle while their athletes fight each other.

Since The Heartland is an old alliance of both Wysteria & Texas we are issuing - as always - an invitation (normally via the delegate but I noticed east klent left).

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If any of you might be interested in taking part, It would be great if you'll contact me via TG.

The games are planned for early 2018 (Jan) but since The Heartland is rather sleepy - I thought Ill give 'a head' notice.

The delegate for the past 112 days Crystal Palais is listed at the top of the region 🙈

The delegate is kind of remiss in his duties, sadly, outside of WA stuff. Though I never got any telegrams about that, I'm not quite sure what to do about such things?

Also my death rate in March was 705 and now that it's August it's under 400. Lifespan's still only 24.5 years though, but it seems to be increasing a bit faster.

Statistics are weird.

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