The Zombie Pretitle of this Card of Minskiev is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ivan Kovalenko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.477 billion Minskievians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Minskievian economy, worth 459 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 185,410 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and the nation is in perpetual campaign mode. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Minskiev's national animal is the walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Minskiev is ranked 14,557^th in the world and 1^st in Region of this Card for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,500.55 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.