The Not a Russian Spy Buffalo of Minskiev is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 649 million Minskievians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Minskievian economy, worth 77.5 trillion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,385 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

City rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, the people of Minskiev are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Minskiev. Crime is totally unknown. Minskiev's national animal is the Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minskiev is ranked 182,031^st in the world and 5,529^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 0.82 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.