by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 2,019thMost Pacifist: 2,895thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,505th
The Federal Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Regarde autour et marche
Councillor of the Interior
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.937 billion

LeaderChief of the FCM

AnimalCastor roux

The Federal Republic of Michelland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chief of the FCM with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.937 billion Michellandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-Hypnon. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Michellandian economy, worth 475 trillion PQS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,917 PQS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Many in Michelland are born in the purple, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown. Michelland's national animal is the Castor roux, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Michelland is ranked 243,596th in the world and 256th in Refugia for Most Armed, with 0.13 weapons per person.

Most Secular: 2,019thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,895thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,505thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,658thBest Weather: 3,722ndMost Influential: 3,791stNicest Citizens: 3,854thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,807thMost Inclusive: 5,135thMost Efficient Economies: 5,185thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,229thHealthiest Citizens: 5,303rdHighest Food Quality: 5,421stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,504thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,570thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,715thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,961stMost Developed: 6,043rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,181stSafest: 6,219thSmartest Citizens: 7,237thLargest Governments: 7,597thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,664thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,726thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,805thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,030thMost Cultured: 8,517thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,334thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,736thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,914thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,286thLargest Retail Industry: 11,076thLowest Crime Rates: 11,095thNudest: 11,723rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,757thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,880thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,496thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,050thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,429thHighest Drug Use: 24,450th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Michelland, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in Michelland, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime.
  • : Michelland was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Michelland, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Michelland, many in Michelland are born in the purple.
  • : Following new legislation in Michelland, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Michelland, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Michelland, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Michelland, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Michelland was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".


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