The Federal Republic of Michelland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chief of the FCM with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.022 billion Michellandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-Hypnon. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Michellandian economy, worth 132 trillion PQS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,217 PQS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies, supervisors in Michelland commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, and many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories. Crime is totally unknown. Michelland's national animal is the Castor roux, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Michelland is ranked 219,792^nd in the world and 133^rd in Refugia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.65 Kickbacks Per Hour.