The Interplanetary Base of ReReReRepublic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Captain Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.29 billion ReReReRepublicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Home Page. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient ReReReRepublician economy, worth a remarkable 1,640 trillion Quris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,548 Quris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ReReReRepublic's national animal is the Common Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

ReReReRepublic is ranked 42,222^nd in the world and 643^rd in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 50.52 kickbacks per hour.