The People's Republic of Kyrgzstan is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 62 million Kyrgzstanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kyrgzstanian economy, worth 2.53 trillion Kyrgz Dollars a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,801 Kyrgz Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrgzstan's national animal is the Antelope .

Kyrgzstan is ranked 77,226^th in the world and 1,463^rd in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 21.82 kickbacks per hour.