The Free Land of Kopeshi is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 855 million Ko Heshians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kopeshian economy, worth 69.9 trillion Septums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 81,800 Septums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kopeshi's national animal is the Kopeshi Giant Ape Man, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kopeshi is ranked 227,397^th in the world and 856^th in The Frontier Sea for Fattest Citizens, with 8.47 Obesity Rate.