The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Pretiosa is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dracula with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.917 billion Pretiosans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pretiosan economy, worth 466 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,798 gold bars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, finders keepers is the law of the land, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime is totally unknown. Pretiosa's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is H m lism.

Pretiosa is ranked 60,320^th in the world and 136^th in The Frontier Sea for Highest Poor Incomes, with 48,319.53 Standard Monetary Units.