The Kamelefante of Jonewestia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.429 billion Jonewestians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonewestia. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Jonewestian economy, worth 911 trillion loves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,889 loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty, euthanasia is legal, and major internet servers have acquired citizenship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonewestia's national animal is the corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jonewestafarian.

Jonewestia is ranked 75,152^nd in the world and 56^th in Karma for Most Corrupt Governments, with 22.97 kickbacks per hour.