The District of Japheth is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, democratic population of 25.627 billion Japhethians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Welfare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Japhethian economy, worth a remarkable 1,097 trillion Juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 42,843 Juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,281 per year while the poor average 2,302, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, Japheth has designated District City as its capital city, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Japheth in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Japheth's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Japheth is ranked 8,102^nd in the world and 1^st in Vilnius for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,055.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.