The 🐾 Land 🐾 of Jamaaaa is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by 🐰🐺🐯 The Alphas 🐼🐵🐨🐬 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.153 billion Jammers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jamaasian economy, worth a remarkable 4,775 trillion Gem ○s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 295,642 Gem ○s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,714,379 per year while the poor average 3,366, a ratio of 806 to 1.

Foreign nationals who stumble near Jamaaaa are harbingers of war, national robo-pastors have declared 42 to be the answer to all our woes, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, and the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Jamaaaa's national animal is the Flying Ladybug 🐞, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miraism and Ziosism.

Jamaaaa is ranked 1,115^th in the world and 6^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Fattest Citizens, with 58.77 Obesity Rate.