The Fattest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 1,854th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL | Iron Fist Consumerists | “DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!” | |
| 2. |  The Donald Trump USA Dystopia of Fa Niente | Corporate Police State | “How stupid are the people of Iowa?” | |
| 3. |  The Oppressive Evil Empire of Testlandstuff | Corporate Police State | “Bow down to us or be destroyed!” | |
| 4. |  The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Terror. Strength. Oppression.” | |
| 5. |  The Disputed Territories of Psychoreich | Iron Fist Consumerists | “See title, slap face, laugh psychotically” | |
| 6. |  The Tyrannical Vegan Empire of That Vegan Dictator | Corporate Police State | “Hurting herbivores is wrong but hurting humans is right” | |
| 7. |  The Shopping Mall Tyranny of Konzum K-plus | Iron Fist Consumerists | “GREATEST SHOPPING MALL IN THE UNIVERSE!!!” | |
| 8. |  The Cultist State of Blood Sacrifice and Fire | Corporate Police State | “Glory to the Fire God!” | |
| 9. |  The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of Destructive Government Economic System | Corporate Police State | “🔥All I wish is to see this PATHETIC world burn...🔥” | |
| 10. |  The MOST GLORIOUS REPUBLIC of Satan Servants | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We come from outer Hell” |
