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Psychotic Dictatorships RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 164th Most Ignorant Citizens: 173rd Most Corrupt Governments: 278th+21
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 308th Largest Black Market: 310th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 438th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 486th Most Devout: 526th Most Conservative: 570th Most Avoided: 588th Most Authoritarian: 629th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 632nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 690th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 823rd Largest Mining Sector: 830th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,328th Most Extreme: 1,541st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,548th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,735th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,766th Largest Governments: 1,817th Highest Average Incomes: 1,839th Fattest Citizens: 1,888th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,115th
World Factbook Entry

*NO DEMOCRACY.
*NO FREEDOM.
*NO MERCY.
*NO WA PEONS.
*ONLY TYRANNY.

This is PSYCHOTIC DICTATORSHIPS, INFINITELY RULED by the most infamous potentate in all history, Menta Lee-IL, and ranked by the SCUMBAG WA past and present as:

*MOST CORRUPT; *AUTHORITARIAN; *CONSERVATIVE; *#1 POLICE ENFORCEMENT; *#1 DEFENSE FORCES; #1 BLACK MARKET

KING OF ALL DICTATORS. ALL NATIONS AND "DICTATORSHIP" REGIONS SHALL BOW.

Those who wish to SERVE DESPOTISM shall reside here, and RULE (and enjoy the finest embargo-busting luxury goods)!

>>> ALL EMBASSY REQUESTS WILL BE REJECTED BECAUSE WE DO NOT DEAL WITH INFERIOR REGIONS - THAT MEANS YOU, IDIOT!! <<<

RULE WITH TERROR AND MIGHT HERE, BUT, IF YOU FOOLISHLY LEAVE THE REGION, YOU'RE BANNED!



Embassies: Bedetopian Network.

Tags: Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Featured, Isolationist, Large, Snarky, and Totalitarian.

Regional Power: Moderate

Psychotic Dictatorships contains 85 nations, the 164th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Psychotic Dictatorships

Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 11,282nd in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Funhouse of Terror of TomiePsychotic Dictatorship“Servility always curdles into rage in the end”
2.The People's Republic of KhazoriaCorporate Police State“Rabota - Yedinstvo i Disziplina”
3.The Mindlessly Evil Regime of Outright SadistsCorporate Police State“DEATH, TORTURE, AND DESTRUCTION!!!!!!”
4.The Vampric States of Richards capacitatorsIron Fist Consumerists“Gobble Gobble Wibble Wobble Do a Noodle Dance”
5.The Matriarchy of GranthamptonCorporate Police State“For the many, not the few... Nah, all for Mecha-Maggie!”
6.The Glorious Dictatorship of The Island of MediciPsychotic Dictatorship“Burn It!!!”
7.The Imperial Autocracy of IxiliaCompulsory Consumerist State“Ixilia's true dominion is the cosmos in its entirety!”
8.The Dominion of AbezethibouCorporate Police State“Mission Accomplished”
9.The Devastations of White AmazonsCompulsory Consumerist State“Freedom is Our Glory and Dream”
10.The Dictatorship of RhalithCorporate Police State“POWER IS EVERYTHING!”
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Last poll: “QUERY: AVERAGE HEIGHT OF PATHETIC SLAVES IN YOUR NATION.”

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Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board

Servido wrote:COMRADES, I AM IN DIRE NEED OF YOUR HELP. RECENT SURVEYS BY LEADING SERV SCIENTISTS DISCOVERED THAT THE POOREST 10% OF OUR COUNTRY ARE EARNING A RIDICULOUS 100,000 CUSOES A YEAR. THIS IS MUCH TOO HIGH PAYMENT, AS IT ALLOWS THEM TO BUY THINGS BESIDES FOOD AND WATER. HOW CAN WE MASSIVELY REDUCE WAGES AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE? OUR TAX RATE IS ALREADY AT 75%
/ooc: pls help i cant let the peasants be rich. they only earnt 12,000 last month idk what happened

ooc: Don't even try, one of the most broken stats is the rich poor divide, I keep taking decisions which are suppose to enrich CEOs and instead the rich generally get poorer and poor get richer. And even then any change can be rapidly undone, I once lost over half my rich poor divide from one decision which seemed super random.

Servido wrote:COMRADES, I AM IN DIRE NEED OF YOUR HELP. RECENT SURVEYS BY LEADING SERV SCIENTISTS DISCOVERED THAT THE POOREST 10% OF OUR COUNTRY ARE EARNING A RIDICULOUS 100,000 CUSOES A YEAR. THIS IS MUCH TOO HIGH PAYMENT, AS IT ALLOWS THEM TO BUY THINGS BESIDES FOOD AND WATER. HOW CAN WE MASSIVELY REDUCE WAGES AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE? OUR TAX RATE IS ALREADY AT 75%
/ooc: pls help i cant let the peasants be rich. they only earnt 12,000 last month idk what happened


I SUGGEST THAT YOU PRIVATIZE ALL SERVICES UNDER A SINGLE FOR-PROFIT COMPANY AND MAKE SURE YOU MAXIMIZE PROFITS. IT HAS WORKED WONDERS FOR MY NATION AND ITS EMPLOYEES, AND ALSO HAVE YOU TRIED CONVERTING YOUR CURRENCY INTO DOPAMINE PILLS? ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS REMOVE EVERYONE’S HYPOTHALAMUS AND BOOM EVERYONE IS A LOYAL OBEDIENT HARDWORKING EMPLOYEE.

ALSO IN THE PROCESS MAKE EVERYHING AS INEFFICIENT AS POSSIBLE SO ONLY PEOPLE WHO OWN THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION GET HAPPY PILLS WHICH IS YOU AND ONLY YOU

ooc: NationStates coding is sometimes absolutely broken (sometimes my environment would go up in quality when I wanted coal power plants everywhere) so keep that in mind. My peasants are a bit rich myself but ech I’ll just inflate my patented bread^TM and water^TM for healthcare incentives to make everything as it should be

CENTRALIZE
EVERYTHING

TYRANNY!!!!

Menta Lee-IL wrote:ooc: So a ban on gambling shrunk my military over 6%. Yeah. OK. Right. No longer #1 for military.

OOC: Oof, that's a dip... Here's to hope that you'll get it again!

Also OOC: Happy Holidays to everyone, and stay safe out there!

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IC: Can... Can we weaponize snow? Maybe make the snow acidic and make sure that people don't enjoy the snow? Snowball fights will be much more powerful too if we have acid snowballs.

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More OOC: For those having NS Stats problems, like me at times, you can use this link, updated on a daily basis. Not run by me.

http://www.mwq.dds.nl/ns/results/

Just be careful that it doesn't apply to everyone uniformly. So something that should reduce rights for a Democracy... Might increase rights for your Dictatorship. Horrifying, I know. Practice the "Your Mileage May Vary", and with educated guesses, we can bring down the rights and have infinite tyranny!

Post self-deleted by Samantha-Higgs.

The Dearest Queen Samantha has gotten herself a new flag for the nation!

It is a simple yet captivating design for a nation fit for a Psychotic Dictatorship, with the code that translates to: "Bow down to your Eternal Ruler."

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OOC: Read it from bottom left, one clockwise to bottom right.

Bigger version here: https://i.imgur.com/3VOk39G.png?1

Ooc: Back on top as #1 in the world for defense. Lesson learned: dismiss almost ALL issues regarding economy. This game is too freakin unpredictable as noted in previous diatribes.

The ethereal lord wrote:HAVE YOU TRIED TAKING THEIR MONEY FROM THEM? IT WORKS FOR ME.
/ooc: I think you just need to pass resolutions that sound like it would decrease people's wealth
Also is talking in all caps necessary in IC or just encouraged?

ooc: Talking in caps is by no means necessary, "Dearest Leader" and others do so just to add to the ridiculous, over-the-top nature of their characters and the region.

I'VE DECIDED TO *ENSLAVE* THOSE PESKY MAXTOPIANS THAT DARE CROSS THE BORDER TO OUR NATION(god bless them, somehow maxtopia is a worst to live than in my nation.) AND NOW THE WA PUPPETS SAID MY COUNTRY BECAME 10% MORE FREE.

WHAT IN THE HOLY COCKROACH.

Elenir wrote:I'VE DECIDED TO *ENSLAVE* THOSE PESKY MAXTOPIANS THAT DARE CROSS THE BORDER TO OUR NATION(god bless them, somehow maxtopia is a worst to live than in my nation.) AND NOW THE WA PUPPETS SAID MY COUNTRY BECAME 10% MORE FREE.

WHAT IN THE HOLY COCKROACH.

ooc: Don't you see? By NS "logic," you've given FREEDOM to SLAVE owners to TAKE AWAY freedom from masses of people - so clearly that's a boost to the civil rights of your nation, although it gives freedom to 1% and takes it away from 99%! YAY "logic!"

> “Well, I AM saying we should block out that filth,” says a man in a dark hat, stepping from the shadows. “If people want to use the internet, they can view our government-approved sites. Those are swell.”

> -20% to Scientific Advancement...

My goodness, this is the second time my Scientific Advancement took a nosedive! Apparently, I went the route of the actual N. Korea and made people use the Intranet.

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