The Republic of I will never sleep well again is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning kiwi population. The hard-working population of 511 million I will never sleep well againians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 12.2%.

The I will never sleep well againian economy, worth 26.4 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,566 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I will never sleep well again's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

I will never sleep well again is ranked 258,244^th in the world and 12,466^th in Balder for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 20 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.