The Commonwealth of Hypnoclan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by HypnoticOcelot with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.347 billion Hypnoclanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hypnotown. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Hypnoclanian economy, worth 59.8 trillion Hypnobucks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,383 Hypnobucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, and the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually come with a healthy dose of pillaging. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hypnoclan's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hypnoclan is ranked 26,689^th in the world and 1,421^st in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,810.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.