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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,219thBest Weather: 13,576thMost Pacifist: 16,642nd
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Unity in discipline
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Hoiya

Population17.835 billion

CapitalHoradori
LeaderLee Hoyon

CurrencyHowan
AnimalShiba Inu

The Constitutional Monarchy of Hoiya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lee Hoyon with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 17.835 billion Hoiyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horadori. The average income tax rate is 54.2%.

The thriving Hoiyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,296 trillion Howans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,690 Howans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, tourists call Hoiyan beach towns "the fine coastline", and children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hoiya's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hoiya is ranked 47,067th in the world and 2,667th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Pacifist: 16,642ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,807thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,154thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,408thLargest Populations: 19,801stHighest Economic Output: 21,298thNicest Citizens: 21,441stMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,847thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,996thHealthiest Citizens: 22,175thHighest Food Quality: 23,462ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,287thSafest: 25,292ndLongest Average Lifespans: 26,061stSmartest Citizens: 26,159thMost Inclusive: 27,161stMost Average: 27,877thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29,163rd
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Largest Populations: 672nd in the regionBest Weather: 829th in the regionMost Pacifist: 994th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,079th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,085th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,090th in the regionMost Average: 1,148th in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,212th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,231st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hoiya's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Hoiya's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Hoiya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Hoiya's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Hoiya's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Hoiya was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Hoiya ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Hoiya's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Hoiya's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Hoiya's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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