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School Class Nation
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,517thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,086thMost Conservative: 7,685th
The Holy Empire of
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Yummay
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
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Reasonable
Political Freedom
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H-E-B sushi

Population132 million

CurrencyRice grains
AnimalSalmon

The Holy Empire of H-E-B sushi is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 132 million H-E-B sushians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient H-E-B sushian economy, worth 6.55 trillion Rice grains a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,593 Rice grains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, pocket dialling is a criminal offence, and a sophisticated government-sponsored breeding program creates normal people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. H-E-B sushi's national animal is the Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

H-E-B sushi is ranked 180,421st in the world and 125th in Benigtopia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 62.46 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,517thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,086thMost Conservative: 7,685thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,748thMost Authoritarian: 8,821stMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,035thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,808thTop
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Safest: 20,999thMost Cheerful Citizens: 27,610thMost Advanced Public Transport: 30,557th
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Most Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionMost Patriotic: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : H-E-B sushi was endorsed by The Kingdom of Kambeano.
  • : H-E-B sushi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : H-E-B sushi was endorsed by The Republic of Injapanties.
  • : Following new legislation in H-E-B sushi, a sophisticated government-sponsored breeding program creates normal people.
  • : Following new legislation in H-E-B sushi, pocket dialling is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in H-E-B sushi, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in H-E-B sushi, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
  • : Following new legislation in H-E-B sushi, not all rivers run to the sea.
  • : H-E-B sushi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in H-E-B sushi, the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans.

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