The Holy Empire of H-E-B sushi is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 132 million H-E-B sushians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient H-E-B sushian economy, worth 6.55 trillion Rice grains a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,593 Rice grains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, pocket dialling is a criminal offence, and a sophisticated government-sponsored breeding program creates normal people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. H-E-B sushi's national animal is the Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
H-E-B sushi is ranked 180,421st in the world and 125th in Benigtopia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 62.46 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
Endorsements Received: 12 »
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REVENGE OF JAYWALKING DEATH PENALTY,
The Elder Borderlands,
Catboytopia,
Doctor Strangelove,
Liporeko RanDlEffsteIA,
Olympus Legacy,
EVIL Texas, Turateron,
A-Danmark,
Injapanties, and
Kambeano.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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H-E-B sushi was endorsed by
The Kingdom of Kambeano.
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H-E-B sushi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
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H-E-B sushi was endorsed by The Republic of Injapanties.
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H-E-B sushi, a sophisticated government-sponsored breeding program creates normal people.
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H-E-B sushi, pocket dialling is a criminal offence.
- : Following new legislation in
H-E-B sushi, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
- : Following new legislation in
H-E-B sushi, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
- : Following new legislation in
H-E-B sushi, not all rivers run to the sea.
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H-E-B sushi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
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H-E-B sushi, the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans.





























