The Kingdom of Catboytopia is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 148 million Catboytopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.

The thriving Catboytopian economy, worth 12.9 trillion bells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 87,296 bells, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, a good Catboytopian is hard to find, and high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Catboytopia's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Catboytopia is ranked 92,477^th in the world and 30^th in Benigtopia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,023.65 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.