The Absolute Psychotic Republic of Jaslo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ola Zych with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.869 billion Jasloans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaslo FD. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jasloan economy, worth 310 trillion Złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,312 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Planespotters are emigrating in droves, ex-royals are being greeted by a whole new set of gestures, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaslo's national animal is the águila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ateísmo.

Jaslo is ranked 86,064^th in the world and 778^th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 93.96 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.