The Republic of Agausia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Simon Aiovikara with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 6.483 billion Agausians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamara. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Agausian economy, worth 216 trillion Pûlis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,377 Pûlis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, Agausia has designated Tamara as its capital city, the Federal Council of Agausia has been announced as the new Head of State, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agausia's national animal is the Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Agausia is ranked 209,929^th in the world and 1,182^nd in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 33.91 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.