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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 128thHighest Crime Rates: 176thMost Armed: 211th
The Free Land of
New York Times Democracy
he got a dose of his own medicine
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Fivia Ethippen

Population7.151 billion

Currencypeso
Animalcrocodile

The Free Land of Fivia Ethippen is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, lack of airports, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 7.151 billion Fivia Ethippenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fivia Ethippenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,736 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 242,787 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, the ego of former emperors tend to match their stature, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, and local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fivia Ethippen's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fivia Ethippen is ranked 300,802nd in the world and 14,199th in Balder for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -48.26 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 128thHighest Crime Rates: 176thMost Armed: 211thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 226thMost Avoided: 245thFattest Citizens: 288thLargest Retail Industry: 290thHighest Drug Use: 303rdLargest Gambling Industry: 306thMost Rebellious Youth: 435thMost Ignorant Citizens: 454thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 549thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 560thRudest Citizens: 585thNudest: 734thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,030thLargest Mining Sector: 1,843rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,905thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,551stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,018thHighest Average Incomes: 6,871stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,979thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,891stMost Secular: 10,419thMost Primitive: 11,746thMost Efficient Economies: 12,401stLargest Black Market: 16,068thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,782ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,144thHighest Economic Output: 19,550thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,564thMost Politically Free: 28,574th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionNudest: 26th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 53rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 137th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 204th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 217th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 224th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 333rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 385th in the regionMost Primitive: 506th in the regionLargest Black Market: 514th in the regionMost Secular: 552nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 560th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 620th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 644th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 712th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 865th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fivia Ethippen, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
  • : Following new legislation in Fivia Ethippen, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Fivia Ethippen, the ego of former emperors tend to match their stature.
  • : Following new legislation in Fivia Ethippen, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Fivia Ethippen, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.
  • : Following new legislation in Fivia Ethippen, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them.
  • : Following new legislation in Fivia Ethippen, the new Fivia Ethippenian-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage.
  • : Following new legislation in Fivia Ethippen, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Fivia Ethippen, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Fivia Ethippen City.
  • : Following new legislation in Fivia Ethippen, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.

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