Population | 7.853 billion |
Currency | mark |
Animal | cobra |
The Colony of Farmea7 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.853 billion Farmea7ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Farmea7ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,146 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,972 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farmea7's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Farmea7 is ranked 274,762nd in the world and 10,233rd in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -277.13 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Farmea7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Farmea7, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
- : Following new legislation in Farmea7, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
- : Following new legislation in Farmea7, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits.
- : Following new legislation in Farmea7, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in Farmea7, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
- : Following new legislation in Farmea7, the military's newest toy broadcasts Farmea7's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane.
- : Following new legislation in Farmea7, increasing numbers of children in Farmea7 have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Farmea7, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
- : Following new legislation in Farmea7, there's a hole in the heart of every Farmea7ian city.